tommy garlic knot

I’m the big boss baby in charge (she/her)

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Dinner with Taylor at Via Carota tonight

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

postseason update

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

All 11 homers the Phillies hit in the NLDS in 1 minute

Set to the Action News theme song

#RedOctober

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Spencer Strider threw a 102 mph heater and Mr. Scooby Doo fucking annihilated it, how can you not be romantic about baseball?

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

If you’ve ever asked yourself, could baseball be cunty? Let me introduce you to the 2023 Philadelphia Phillies.

[tommy garlic knot @fungusgnat]

@livmangs I want it on the record and in the books that I’m never wrong

[jj @justin_justfan]

Sai De Silva you will never be famous

[m @matttadelphia]

For those inquiring, this is Sheree McMullen — the Phillies’ massage therapist.

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

@Eagles @pepsi

[judy @grimesdisease]

I want to teach her about love. About ai. about Taylor. About Trump. About Roberta Bobby. about covid. about sweetgreen. about cool mint vapes. about trust

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lorde’s new ‘Pure Heroine’ t-shirt thanking fans, friends, collaborators and inspiration:

“WITH THANKS TO: WEED, PLANES, TUMBLR ... BIRTH CONTROL, JOEL, JAI PAUL, GRIMES, LANA, FRANK, KANYE, BOWIE ... MY SISTER'S MACBOOK PRO, MY CITY, MY FAMILY, AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO EVER PRESSED PLAY, SENT ME A MESSAGE OR CAME TO A SHOW. YOU'RE THE ONLY FRIEND I NEED.”

[tommy garlic knot @fungusgnat]

@patrimull NO

[tommy garlic knot @fungusgnat]

Today feels like the day

[tommy garlic knot @fungusgnat]

God I’d love to curse on 6abc in the name of Philadelphia sports

[Dan McQuade @dhm]

A decade of Philly sports fans on the TV news

[tommy garlic knot @fungusgnat]

@livmangs YES!!!!! LETS START A CONVERSATION

[Sylvia Plath's Food Diary @whatsylviaate]

Do vegetarians rot more rapidly than meat-eaters? 1950

[tommy garlic knot @fungusgnat]

Good morning to Liv and Vonnah, I am apologizing in advance. Go birds

[Allegra Hobbs @AllegraEHobbs]

she's right https://t.co/rD30I90GWj

[tommy garlic knot @fungusgnat]

Phillies 👍

[Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey]

It looks like some of the players are wearing the necklaces Jose Alvarado made for them: