Max Cowan

Keyboardist/co-leader @attakidmusic, keys for @otismacmusic and @ziggymodeliste

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

@SaintSmith_ Totally. Also drove around the damn state trying to find a Pizza Hut that honored the free basketball promotion.

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

@DirtieGirlie That Umami Sea Salt is way too good.

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

@LauraCal18 @LaurenWitzkeDE @DanielTomassi22

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

@LauraCal18 @LaurenWitzkeDE @DanielTomassi22 @LauraCal18 Cool. While we’re grabbing crayons, here’s a blank map. Have at it. Watch out for the Great Lakes. Those stay blue. Unless “many” of the fish are red fish. In which case, yeah the whole lake must be red.

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

@LaurenWitzkeDE @DanielTomassi22 If I were coloring-in the OAN map as a disinformation piece I’d at LEAST leave CA blue. 😂. @LaurenWitzkeDE You’re hurting the country with this.

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

@jacknicklaus Gross.

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

@MKBHD @tldtoday Ok so my uncle literally designed the chair on the LEFT. It is called Cachet, by Steelcase and he would be happy to see it here. Not so happy about the photoshop job. 😂

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

@NickAdamsinUSA 😂 😂 Do you write the menus at @McDonalds?

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

@GavinNewsom Can we get Cal Fire some better web-hosting? This is insane to me.

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

@Rex_Davenport No idea but I heard 3 gunshots in the midst of it

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

@ATTHelp @ATT I've been ignored, promised calls back that haven't happened, been transferred to more agents and given more case numbers than I can even count and still, there's no resolution this issue. This dates back to black Friday 2019.

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

@ATTHelp Thank you. Sent.

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

@ATTHelp Hi folks. I’m having an incredibly difficult time with customer support on the telephone for an issue that dates back to Black Friday 2019. Please DM me.

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

My Dad wrote a cat book thing and it's for sale now. Go get it! https://t.co/Bn4rMbwHw5

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

And here we go...

The PA system kicks into a full-volume playing of a song no one should need to hear outside of once a year on July 4th. "God Bless the USA"

And out comes the Fuckopotamus...

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

@KdeKirby @J_Lovering @surgeprotektor @atrembath @aguirreryan @JarettSays @JanelParrish @Brian_Dare @KamenEdwards @JessicaAmento @tamaralaurel @cadlymack @BrookeVallone @JennKaytin @CassandraPants @greggwithat @jonklaft @JoshThomas87 @KimCattrall @mollyjmccook @johnakrause @Vdrstar @damianbellino @RodemAnne @jordanrosstv @brendanrobinson @imarleneking @SashaPieterse @derekschulte @NickStopTalking @MarcSnetiker @MatthewRisch_ @fransquishco @TylerDinucci @vingrao @JimHalterman @TracyEGilchrist @oliverstarkk @DrJaneFlegal @caityrogo @_deedge @rebeccadbar @drevanyates @rdnarang 6 series, 6 friends:

The Wonder Years
The 2010 World Series
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The 2012 World Series
The Americans
The 2014 World Series

@OtisMacMusic
@LTaxin
@chrisyingz
@ohyeanna
@RetweetMeNot
@SFGiants

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

@OtisMacMusic @UAudio Yeah the thing is I ATE it. Would be impossible to eat an app.

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

Hey @UAudio! Huge fan here. Thought you’d like my workaround for not having a remote app for Console.

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

@OtisMacMusic @UAudio Couldn’t agree more. And the remote app that we needed forever ago.

[Max Cowan @funkchild]

@UAudio So how about that remote app, huh? 😂