Dr. Funkenstein

Homestar Runner fan account

[Dr. Funkenstein @Funkenstein_PhD]

(Me as a bridesmaid, about to catch the bouquet) Ok guys let’s just run over the rules real quick first

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@KirbyCheatFurby I don’t want this, but I don’t want that either

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@mertonesque Was that the one addicted to enormous doses of Benadryl or am I thinking of a different guy

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@PIRATE_ANZU Jersey swap

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@Nemechekfan_87 @jc1424_YT @brettbphoto He won Atlanta last year and Sonoma before that

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@zinthroth Oh my god… that’s Pierre Pressure…

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@TheAdamKohl @CaseStudyQB You just made that up and said it like indisputable fact

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@FiestaBlanco @nikicaga Have you ever heard of politics

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@Daniel_Wylde_ @nikicaga This being your big gotcha just shows how little dirt there really is on her. “Did you know she actually grew up lower middle class???” Wow man you really got her

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@allowedtohit That’s basically any movie

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@iamhaleyshane I can’t name any major organizations that don’t have those issues, but private industry is even worse and they’ve been paying him big money to sell lies on this topic for years

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@Lance21001 @kenklippenstein You have no idea if that’s true

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@Zach_Vortex I don’t really think SVG is taking a spot from any true contenders. If you can’t even win 1 race I don’t really think you have any room to complain about not getting a shot at a championship

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@Rayzecornbred @STaranto92 Yeah real winners crash the field rather than finish P2

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@Nanasrealgf @soberexic @bloodylikeabody They were a 13 year old alcoholic?

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@DiabolicalSpuds Adore the band but this is the best rendition

https://t.co/Bo5vkOFwos

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@DiabolicalSpuds This is my favorite version

https://t.co/P59xuymw6f

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@owl_elc @kenklippenstein I think you have a highly idealized notion of how people become rich

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@phosphor_glow The production on this style of music is always so over-compressed and claustrophobic. It’s like they’re allergic to dynamics

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@JohnDiLillo Not that it’s gonna happen, but I’d love to see a Kung Fu Bond. Donnie Yen could have killed it but he’s too old now