Chris White

Existential Detective, Gentleman Scoundrel, All-Around Huckleberry

[Chris White @FiestaBlanco]

@Devon_Eriksen_ @downbadcomment But they would if they ever stopped being self-serving, narcoleptics long enough to figure out the keyboard

[Chris White @FiestaBlanco]

@kenklippenstein Being a National Socialist is alright, provided you’re a worker, and a member of the party

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@BRICbreaker By the 1990s the tradition had spanned thousands of years. Some scientists speculate we may even need change in the future

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@DavidKlion Given that you’ve publicly stated Republicans are evil, and that they deserve to be humiliated as badly as possible, what would be a rational argument for them to oppose you in any way that doesn’t include disenfranchisement or elimination?

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@GOP_is_Gutless It’s fascinating to watch how cognitive dissonance manifests when someone is confronted with something they’re culturally prohibited from knowing

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@GreeneMan6 @ThomBrady5 Outstanding

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@JMGreerWriter It’s not a complaint, it’s a fantasy

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@RyanHoliday Don’t worry, none of the books you’re worried about being banned are banned

[Chris White @FiestaBlanco]

@JacobAShell @dilanesper Magic couldn’t guard a traffic cone by then, but I love the idea in paper

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

God does not want you stupid. he does not want one smart man in every country and thousands of idiots following him like sheep. he does not want you to say words you don't understand, and he is not flattered by your obedience. he wants you to go find out for yourself and come back with something real

[Chris White @FiestaBlanco]

She’s giving out cheat codes

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

Every woman who wants a successful relationship needs to understand male nature.

Men and women are not equal.

Men will:

• Stay silent when hurt.
• Think deeply but show less.
• Test loyalty through actions.
• Observe more than they speak.
• Lose interest when unappreciated.
• Avoid vulnerability as it’s high-risk.
• Stop explaining when misunderstood.
• Value peace of mind over attention.
• Distance themselves when disrespected.

Accept men as they are, not as you wish them to be ladies.

[Chris White @FiestaBlanco]

@TerribleMaps Only one country had the good sense to enact common sense reforms to protect the people from werewolves?!

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@Bitcoin_Teddy Public officials promoting this level of innumeracy should be endure legal punishment

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@Sintax @BobMurphyEcon They’re both about the same woman. She left him for the contractor that was fixing the country manor he bought for her while he was on tour to pay for it

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@japan_nobunaga @vividvoid Lord Nobunaga, you are always welcome at my table where you will sit in a place of great honor

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@RealLuthen You shouldn’t exist

[Chris White @FiestaBlanco]

@BecomingCritter Foids hunt him

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This guy's chickens kept getting targeted by hawks, so he started feeding local crows. Now he has an army of crows that patrols his property and chases the hawks away.

[Chris White @FiestaBlanco]

@kevin_nealon Haters will deny this is a healthy family structure

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@AdamLaneSmith Is that different from any other man?