ollie_

2023 North Lancashire Amateur Darts League Champion | Part Time Lover, Full time Burden

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

A women at work just used the phrase "bored out of my shlong." Good day.

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

I once fought a dragon with a breadstick. I say dragon it was more of a disabled women at an all-u-can-eat buffet.

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

Life is like a gobstopper... It's a lot easier to get what you want if you suck a little bit harder.

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

Im 19 and ive literally never had at least one monkey on my head ever.

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

I'd knob Ygritte.

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

@Daniel_Curtis98 Yeah but that's just because you inhale dog shit fumes on the daily

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

Whatever happened to that kid at primary school that always got nose bleeds?

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

My mum's pulled off a 10/10 shop today. Keep up the good work, Jane!

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

@Harry_pitt I know exactly what you mean

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

@kelsey_smithyx would you seriously send someone loads of abuse for a joke about her own boyfriend?

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

Why do people get offended on other peoples behalf?

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

@sbaygum_ shouldn't have apologised. #imwithshama

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

Was Anakin's betrayal really that big a surprise? He blatantly broke the Geneva convention in the first scene of the movie.

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

@edgamblecomedy Woman Gives Birth To A ‘Frog-Like Creature - https://t.co/kpJl3a9NZH

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

Stubbed my toe on the table.- Better start a petition.

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

Can't believe The Annoying Orange is going to be the 45th president of the United States

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

2016: we may have lost some inspiration figures but Harvey Price did say cunt live on loose women.

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

Breaking: Donald Trump found The Grand Tour "too racist".

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

When did we all stop making dens?

[ollie_ @funkmaster3000]

@Barry_Dodds him