Clissy Funkhouser

Clissy is a CPA by trade and her office is stabled at O’Sullivan Farms, where horses rule. Adamantly pro-life. She counts numbers and her blessings.

[Clissy Funkhouser @funkycpa]

Sad, but true.

[JW the Gavel @soundgavel]

@BasilTheGreat She(and those she refers to outside) are as moderate as Muslims are capable of being.

[Clissy Funkhouser @funkycpa]

God bless America!

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

God Bless America

[Clissy Funkhouser @funkycpa]

The Fox One announcers for the Brazil-Norway match are terrible. They fawn over Norway and don’t give play-by-play on who is passing the ball. Did they not do their homework and memorize the names of the players?
Do better.

[Clissy Funkhouser @funkycpa]

Yikes.

[Tim McMillan @LtTimMcMillan]

Year after year, this continues to be the best 4th of July fireworks video out there…

[Clissy Funkhouser @funkycpa]

Almost heaven, West Virginia! Oh yes!!

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

ABSOLUTE GOOSEBUMPS AS THE ENTIRE STADIUM SINGS 'TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROADS' WITH THE USMNT PLAYERS AFTER THE WIN AGAINST AUSTRALIA

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❤️❤️❤️

[Clissy Funkhouser @funkycpa]

https://t.co/nsdsS0We2B

[Clissy Funkhouser @funkycpa]

@JoelWBerry She’s a good interviewer. Calm, but calls him out.

[Clissy Funkhouser @funkycpa]

SPLC corrupt leaders should be held accountable and the organization put out of business.

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

🚨 The Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) was indicted on April 21, 2026, for allegedly defrauding donors by secretly paying over $3 million to people inside the extremist groups it claimed to fight

Who was paid:

• People in the Ku Klux Klan (including leaders)
• People in the National Socialist Movement (American Nazi Party)
• One person in the neo-Nazi National Alliance (paid over $1 million)
• People in Aryan Nations (including Sadistic Souls Motorcycle Club)
• People in the American Front

[Clissy Funkhouser @funkycpa]

@ick_real Beatrice

[Clissy Funkhouser @funkycpa]

@ericswalwell So resign from Congress.

[Clissy Funkhouser @funkycpa]

Planned Parenthood is unfathomably evil.

[Lila Rose @LilaGraceRose]

Planned Parenthood harvests the organs and body parts of babies they kill — selling them to the highest bidder:

"I want a Lamborghini!" said this Senior Exec, haggling over the price of aborted babies.

Defund Planned Parenthood @DOGE!

[Clissy Funkhouser @funkycpa]

@KingZahyd @luxemiaa Move on?
Stuck on the dictionary definition?
You have no idea what you are talking about.

[Clissy Funkhouser @funkycpa]

Too funny.

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

“Is it a little bit homophobic to focus on the straights of Hormuz rather than the gays of Hormuz?”

No Kings protester, completely serious: “Yes, absolutely, I agree.”

[Clissy Funkhouser @funkycpa]

Yes!!

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 HELL YES: After Delta axed ALL special privileges for members of Congress while TSA sits unpaid, pressure is mounting on every airline nationwide to follow suit.

No more elite treatment for the swamp rats.

[Clissy Funkhouser @funkycpa]

ALL airlines should do this.
Yes, let the elites of Congress wait hours in line at the airport since they defunded DHS.
Congress should always be required to live by the rules they make for others: Social Security, Obama care, etc.
It will be interesting to see how fast they fund DHS when they’re the ones that have to suffer for it, along with the rest of us.

[Patricia Murphy @MurphyAJC]

NEWS that Congressional staff are not going to like- Delta is suspending its special congressional desk service for members of Congress until the shutdown is over. @ajc https://t.co/q2w4VIkK7p

[Clissy Funkhouser @funkycpa]

Prophetic.

[Sovey @SoveyX]

He was right.

Don’t worry 2015 Marco, 2026 Marco has got you.

[Clissy Funkhouser @funkycpa]

Good one.

[CaitlinSinclairTV @CSinclairtv]

This is why you can’t script this man.

Reporter: “Who takes over now that the supreme leader is dead?”

Trump: “I don’t know… I guess the position’s open. I’m creating jobs in Iran too.”

😭king.

[Sunshine @NitaSunshine123]

Heavenly Father,

We lift up every American service member now deployed in this hour of conflict—those on ships, in the air, on bases, and in forward positions. Shield them with Your mighty hand. Give them clarity in every decision, courage under fire, and peace that passes all understanding. Surround them with Your angels, guard their bodies and minds, and bring them safely home when their mission is complete.

Comfort their spouses, children, parents, and loved ones who wait at home with heavy hearts. Replace fear with faith, anxiety with hope, and sleepless nights with the assurance that You neither slumber nor sleep. Hold their families close, provide for every need, and let them feel the support of a grateful nation.

Lord, we ask for wisdom for our leaders, protection for the innocent, and a swift path to de-escalation and lasting peace in the region. May justice prevail and evil be restrained.

We pray all this in the strong name of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior.

Amen.

[Clissy Funkhouser @funkycpa]

@EllenJ_SK @CollinRugg Where there’s life, there’s hope.
It is utterly demonic to legally murder a human. Abortion and euthanasia fall in that category.

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

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