Gordon Shumway

Translating weirdo leftists since 1990

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@RepJeffries Yes, with your insane regulations, massive tax increases, and stupid ass policies. All you dipshits know how to do is make everything worse.

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@mehdirhasan You dipshits have used that word so much, it’s lots all meaning. We don’t give a shit anymore, call us whatever, bigot.

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@TammyDuckworth So brave. So stunning.

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A cascading series of events:

- Democrat states are hemorrhaging citizens
- Democrats are terrified they’ll lose congressional seats
- Democrats import millions of illegals
- Democrats work against voter ID laws
- DJT gets elected and enforces immigration law
- Democrats publicly attack ICE
- Media amplifies vilification of ICE
- Leftist drones physically attack ICE
- Deportations slow, allowing the leftist voter grift to continue

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A cascading series of events:

- Democrat states are hemorrhaging citizens
- Democrats are terrified they’ll lose congressional seats
- Democrats import millions of illegals
- Democrats work against voter ID laws
- DJT gets elected and enforces immigration law
- Democrats publicly attack ICE
- Media amplifies vilification of ICE
- Leftist drones physically attack ICE
- Deportations slow, allowing the leftist voter grift to continue

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@AOC Trump gets shot:
Leftists: *yawn*

Congresswoman Fuckshercousin get doused with water:
Leftists: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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@akafaceUS Ah, the smug look of someone who’s never been punched.

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@ANANursingWorld Maybe you can just do some TikTok dances!

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An observation: leftists have created a war zone in MN and are now shocked with war zone things occur.

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@BarackObama Good ole Barry: always on the wrong side of history. At least you’re consistent, dipshit

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@AllenTheSauceG1 @ktfromthevault @Timcast

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@AllenTheSauceG1 @ktfromthevault @Timcast Again; by all means, tough guy, go kick it off. Until then, shhhhhhhhhh

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@MagnitudeReview @DataRepublican @mattvanswol Bullshit. Your first post intimates that the perp had no weapon on him, spreading the typical agitprop. The next post you admit he was armed.

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@delmcintosh5 @robdoar @Synthdrum @barnes_law You’re more than welcome to start using your 2A rights for their intended purpose- but you don’t get to be outraged when the person who’s cosplaying as a soldier dies in the line of duty.

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@gbuck @robdoar @Synthdrum @barnes_law The funny thing is… you’re wrong.

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@M11122233344454 @NewsandMemes201 @ktfromthevault @Timcast I know what would’ve solved all of this!

It’s called ‘minding your own fucking business’ and letting ICE do its job.

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@ktfromthevault @Timcast Yes, please attempt to use the average retarded leftist agitator as a frontline soldier against a corrupt government.

And it’s adorable you people are openly talking civil war because most Americans just want illegal grifters out of our country.

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@MagnitudeReview @DataRepublican @mattvanswol So you openly admit that your first statement was a lie?

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@MagnitudeReview @DataRepublican @mattvanswol Seems like ‘someone’ doesn’t understand the concept of concealed carry.

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@amuse @UScitizen123456 I think it’s past time to do what needs to be done with people like this.