funkymonarch

Assistant Head, Head of KS2, English Lead ... and knackered mummy of one!

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@MichaelRosenYes @TurnerJosi17795 @KirstieMAllsopp Oh she’s a real treat isn’t she.

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@DrNeilStone Still alive over here 🙌🏻

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@MillerandCarter My partner will contact you. I’ve wasted enough of my birthday on Miller & Carter. A party of 10, none of us able to get in anywhere at short notice because your manager couldn’t be bothered to contact us today, 3 small children, no one fed, birthday ruined 👏

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@MillerandCarter in Stevenage - birthday meal booked for 10 of us. 40 minute drive turned up to find the restaurant closed. No phone call. No communication. Thanks for ruining my birthday 👍🏻

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@MillerandCarter Takes you through to Basildon’s page. I’m sorry but this is a complete farce now. It’s almost like you don’t want to deal with customers you’ve upset. Quite happy for you to DM me so we can start a conversation …

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@MillerandCarter It would appear I can’t message you anyway. Is there another way which isn’t going to be long winded as I had better plans for my birthday than dealing with your appalling customer service today …

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@MillerandCarter I’ll do that now. But ridiculous rocking up at 3pm with no communication when we had such a large party who had travelled from various far locations (some up to 2 hours) to see a sign on the door and to be told they had rung when we could prove they hadn’t; disgusting service.

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Watching @Markgatiss remake of ‘The Amazing Mr Blunden’. I watched the original as a kid with my parents and loved it and clearly T seems to be a big fan. Ghost stories this time of year are always so much better! #amazingmrblunden #ghoststories

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@BTP It absolutely made his evening once he plucked up the courage to get a photo and is still chatting about it this morning 🥰

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A big thank you to these officers from @BTP at @StPancrasInt for making a great day out with my little boy even more fabulous!

[Antonia @flaminhaystacks]

This actually brought a tear to my eye.

The applause for Giselle Pelicot outside the courtroom

She is incredible

[Miss W @bw_english]

Didn’t expect my last post to get so much love so thought I’d post the whole art work if anyone is interested. Quotes and books chosen by members of the English department ❤️

[Edmund Barnett-Ward @Edmund_B_W]

It is one minute past midnight, and the embargo has lifted, so here’s a thing I’ve waited nineteen months to be able to say: no school will ever receive a single-word/phrase judgement again. They are gone, they are history…

[Danny Boy @Care2much18]

The usual geniuses keep using this photo, to make their usual dumb/hateful anti-immigration arguments.

Quite ironic, to say the least.

A few facts about this photo, for anyone interested in who those women were - and what their stories might tell you about Ireland. /1

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In fairness the crew and pilot have been fantastic, but bit worrying rumours that the flight was going to be cancelled until the pilot stepped in are making their way through the plane.

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@easyJet Flight EZY2382 from Rhodes to Luton. Delayed getting here. Fine. Gets us all onto the plane. “Sorry due to air traffic control you’ll be here for another 1hr 45 mins at least”. No drinks. No food. Lots of small kids. Excellent …

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@ManagerGayward I’ll do it through the official complaints as I don’t know if you’re legitimate but thanks.

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@LDNLutonAirport security today was ridiculous! 1.5 hours of joining one line to join another line to then leave your bags unattended whilst you queue in yet another line and your worldly possessions are out and on show. 1 person checking bags with a huge backlog. Utter shitshow.

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@karenfthompson Every Sunday roast this bad boy came out …

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@LeeBraganza 👍🏻