Andrew Witt

bon viveur (part time) cookbook librarian ( part time)

[Andrew Witt @FunkyPesto67]

@SW_Help - please get your male staff to get a spine. A lone female inspector at a barrier at Southampton should not have to solely deal with an aggressive male teenager. Especially when a male staff member said they are told not to get involved.

[Andrew Witt @FunkyPesto67]

Currently being taunted with photos from my wife having lunch @Bentleys_london - I blame myself suggesting that she and her friend go there! Even said I’d pay! At least we know they are in safe hands.

[Andrew Witt @FunkyPesto67]

@toadmeister I think I’ll ignore psychic Hannan and see what Mystic Meg has to say (and yes I know she’s no longer with us!)

[Andrew Witt @FunkyPesto67]

@jeremyfromga Clearly has a concern for the welfare of Smurfs?

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@LeoKearse @Jo_Caulfield @BBC TBF I think Jo was referring to Public Relations not Proportional Representation.

[Andrew Witt @FunkyPesto67]

@musk_news13 R for reverse

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@willcarling Sorry to hear this. Been through the same in the last 2 weeks when we lost our cat. They bring unconditional love and leave such a hole. Heartbreaking. 💔

[Andrew Witt @FunkyPesto67]

@RachelReevesMP Try listening to The Go To Food podcast. Independent restaurateurs all saying how it really is. You clearly do not understand the industry. The only survivors of the hospitality sector will be the chains backed by PE.
Spectacular own goal @AngelaRayner and @UKLabour

[Andrew Witt @FunkyPesto67]

@utilitywarehse if one of your telesales rings me and I politely explain that my wife deals with the utilities don’t simply hang up. Arrogant and rude beyond belief.

[Andrew Witt @FunkyPesto67]

@fredsirieix1 A cheeky Beaujolais ?

[Andrew Witt @FunkyPesto67]

@patsy_kensit Must be a long haired cat thing. Had such a cat who would literally lead me to the bath shower tap, then “force” me to turn the tap on for her. Funny and, yes, I miss her!

[Andrew Witt @FunkyPesto67]

@bavardbar @Bintmcskint @bjdrayson @timthejab @mattsmith691 @jeremygeake @KarenRe15630147 Done ✔️

[Andrew Witt @FunkyPesto67]

@davidgilmour @TheGarden @gavin_elder Thank you 🙏. I travelled from the UK to see you and the fantastic band. A great gig (can you call them that these days?). Didn’t shed a tear unlike when your dress rehearsal in Brighton. Again thanks for the music over the years.. onwards and upwards.

[Andrew Witt @FunkyPesto67]

So thrilled to see @davidgilmour last night at MSG. Great performance from all. #@GilmourTour

[Andrew Witt @FunkyPesto67]

A bit confused��
Having previously made @ChefTomKerridge’s treacle tart.. and my wife stating her undying love for me as a result.. the @marksandspencer version was weird. Tasted more of Xmas pudding?! Disappointing.

[Andrew Witt @FunkyPesto67]

@GilmourTour @BrightonCentre @davidgilmour Thank you 🙏 great event. See you in NYC.

[Andrew Witt @FunkyPesto67]

On a day that has seen autumn truly arrive there is nothing better to come home and find that this little beauty has arrived.

Thanks @jayrayner1 you’ve made an old man (we’re the same age!) very happy!

[Andrew Witt @FunkyPesto67]

@Nigel_Farage Presumably your company is VAT registered and claim the VAT back? Significant expenses must be an exaggeration. You may be declaring dividends as a shareholder and then paying significantly (your choice of words) less tax than if you’d been contracted directly as an individual?

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@irgarner Sadly not. According to some US politicians, the sacrifice in WW2 was to fight communism not Nazism. All the while, @realDonaldTrump seems to have a fascination and admiration for Putin yet has little respect for those who fought and died for his country.

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@i_iratus The thing is right (Reform speak) is that @TiceRichard likes everyone to think (again .. Reform speak) he’s talking about the court not the convention. Churchill (a Reform hero) helped us adopt the ECHR in its present form to protect human rights. What replaces it, Richard?