Mallory

RN, BSN. God is good. Married to Eric, 🐶 mom to Rocky and Sunny, Baby Macon. Breastfeeding is life. Quilter. 🧵Type 1 Narcolepsy. 😴💤🥱

[Rockin' The 904 Like A Boss @Florida904Boss]

@BNONews @Josue32189 Does this mean my package will be late??

[Mallory @funkypug1995]

@LauraLoomer I’m an RN. Formerly adult ICU. IVs are not connected to patients to “monitor health”. You may be thinking of telemetry monitoring. Heart monitors now don’t even require leads being hooked up to a device, as they can wirelessly transmit data. IV could be saline locked under sleeve

[🏀 Claymore @ClaymoreKwaram1]

@SportsCenter They better not excuse Gino Aureama behavior as passionate coach . Because at black woman can't be afforded the same luxury. Dawn would've been called ghetto and classless.

[Nick Mantas @Nick__Mantas]

@SportsCenter This guy knows EVERYTHING!!! 😂

[Mallory @funkypug1995]

@JeremyHawkes You know you gotta share what went down 😅

[Mallory @funkypug1995]

@Nick__Mantas @SportsCenter LMAO!!! I was on the phone with my mom saying exactly this as it was going down 🤣

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

wtf?

[garrett @lemming_juice]

@JordanUhl LOL

[Mallory @funkypug1995]

INFANTS ARE NOT ROUTINELY GIVEN TYLENOL AFTER CIRCUMCISION! An infant prior to 8-12 weeks of age should almost never be given Tylenol prior to being seen by a pediatrician due to the serious causes of fever in an infant. I call BS on this statement

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

RFK Jr: There are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It's highly likely because they were given Tylenol."

Wut

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

University of Houston on the last play of the game

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Damn Houston.

[Perry Orth @PerryOrth10]

I see why this team won 9 games and had a shot at a CFP birth!

Excellent message. He will be successful in whatever venture he takes on in life!

Take that to the bank!

[sanswant @royal_bobby24]

@mangionethinker NYPD is really doing everything they can to make this dude look cool as hell

[Mallory @funkypug1995]

🤣🤣🤣

[ladidai (@ladidaix) 💋 see linkinbyeo @ladidaix]

@NYPDnews Genuinely what is the point of this post lmfaooo #FreeLuigi

[Steve Norris @SteveNorrisTV]

@PopCrave This was clearly an NYPD “we got our guy” perp walk. Nothing less. They wanted the media…and the world…to get a good, long look at this guy.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Elmo is posting like an OF girl with heavy naturals

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

It has been brought to my attention that Elmo is 3. I thought he was ancient like Yoda. I apologize

[Josiah Wampfler @josiah_wampfler]

@gaywonk Doesn't help that they surrounded him with their most unfuckable cops. Should have at least found their hottest guys so he didn't look even hotter in comparison.

[BW @welchwb35]

@MollyAMcGrath @CFBPlayoff They’re cheering bc now they know they can kick back in that weak conference and keep getting rewarded for it rather than play a real schedule