Allan Schaffer 🇺🇦

Game Technologies Evangelist

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@mattbraun These are awesome!
Ok I recognize Santa Cruz.
And I presume the 4th is Big Sur.
Are the redwoods.. Big Basin? Or far north CA?

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@FoodNetwork Where's the sauce

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Thought I’d reached peak Dad back when I made a home repair with only 1 trip to Home Depot.

But now I have realized the ultimate accomplishment.

Ladies and Gentlemen.

I have made..

An actual repair…

In ZERO trips! With tools I already had!!

#postWWDC21 💪🧰🤯

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@kylegriffin1

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

The longer eligible people wait on getting vaccinated, the longer COVID sticks around, & the more likely dangerous new variants will appear.

If you’re in the US, over 12, & not immunocompromised, you can get the vaccine. It’s free, it works, & it’ll help us ALL get through this.

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@Porter_Anderson @Acosta @AmbJohnBolton This toilet brush mustached mother fucker could have stepped in, but instead he sold out his country to pump a book nobody read. He should never be welcome among decent people again

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@TWhittenton @sarahcpr So what’s the ask, Trey

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@dhmspector That sure would sell a lot of pillows

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@settern @lindadong @SomervilleA @Apple @themikestern Mine was the most meta! Loved it. 😁

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Congratulations @ChineseRoom! It was my honor to announce Little Orpheus as a winner of the #AppleDesignAward for "Delight and Fun". And I hope Ivan turned out ok😉! Check it out in the link below. #wwdc21 https://t.co/isXFByqIcX

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I was honored to announce @GenshinImpact as the winner of the #AppleDesignAward for Visuals and Graphics. Huge congratulations to the team! Check it out in the link below. #wwdc21 https://t.co/isXFByqIcX

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@tarasis They are genuine. One time someone was carrying a chair!

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Hey folks! #WWDC21 Labs run all week, but sign-ups for Tuesday's labs are only open another hour! Get in there now! https://t.co/kLoHOpLkC5

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Way ahead of ya, fellas

[Ana Cabrera @AnaCabrera]

JUST IN: FDA says to avoid eating cicadas “if you’re allergic to seafood”

[Arnold Kim @arnoldkim]

See link on Twitter -> tempted to click -> see it’s Promoted -> keep scrolling

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@superbetsy

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@JakeylAndHyde We really need to get on the road again :-)

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30.

[Babs باربرا @babsbear]

How many of these 100 major global cities have you been to?

I’ve only managed 15

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@kaydacode They are being kind enough to mention why you probably wouldn't know them. The response is: Oh, cool! Great to meet you. What's your name? / Are you a <whatever is the context of meeting them>?

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