Funny 24H

Funny tweets every day

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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone ?

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We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know !!

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*:*:* Happy #firstdayofspring wish you all the best *:*:*

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Ordinarily, staring is creepy. But if you spread your attention across many individuals, then it's just people watching.

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So many “what if’s” on my mind.

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Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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Barbie & Paris

Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?
A: They are both blonde, brainless and made out of plasti

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I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog ...

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college ?

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#merrychristmas #HappyHolidays #ChristmasWeek #Christmas

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#Chameleon changing color with sunglasses https://t.co/r43XVUdmat

#fun #sunglasses

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A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR ..

#funny #jokes #joke

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#Halloween costumes for dogs 2016 https://t.co/S4YMrsQe7O

#Halloweencostumes #HalloweenInTheCubes #HappyHalloween #dogs #dogsoftwitter

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Dog Halloween costumes 2016 https://t.co/vYQ3hdLs0G

#HappyHalloween #halloween2016 #dogs #HalloweenWeekend #Halloweencostumes #Halloween

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Big cats carving #pumpkin for Halloween https://t.co/WSNfc5D7sM

#halloween #HalloweenWeekend #halloweenallnighter #pumpkincarving

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Best #android Game 2016 #Vikings castle clash adventure https://t.co/hZN6TQKAg7

#USA #GameofThrones #Game #CastleClash #VikingsBiggestFan

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#Halloween pumpkin party food ideas for small animals https://t.co/QPzZ2LUSKe

#Halloween2016 #pumpkin #pumpkineverything #pumpkinnights

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Cat vs Dog Funny video https://t.co/kJLkzxToxs

#Cat #Dog #Funny #Funnypets #pets

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#DonaldTrump vs #HillaryClinton .. Who won tonight ?

#debatenight #Debates2016 #NationalVoterRegistrationDay #USA2016 #USA

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Close enough !!

#TrumpWon #DonaldTrump #USA #funny #NationalVoterRegistrationDay