magical mama

independent thinker, 3rd party hostess, Mom of 2, sewist and costumer, avid football fan, professional shoe lacer. Profanity may occur.

[magical mama @funny_layde]

I just don’t trust this tree.

It’s just so shady. 😎😎😎

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@_NickKelly @KillerMillerXX This has been such a fun tournament!!

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@muheediva01 Yes? Why wouldn’t you?

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Probably the most fun any baseball fan in the state had this weekend. Grand Slam!!!!

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@papiwontmiss This is adorable

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

This motherfucker ran a solid kingdom and I think some acknowledgement of that is overdue. Low crime, clean streets, quality monarch.

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@Only1LG ‘The most people to ever see us lose!!’

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@djTide2013 @the_bama_factor Says way more about them!

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@RosaryMum I had forgotten this sweet little prayer!!!

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@DaveEDanna I didn’t realize how messy my toddler was until our dog passed away

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@coffeeordie71 I don’t straighten my hair when the temp is above 80.

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@shesasaintnow Name a politician that isn’t.

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@miles_commodore Miles, i can still rattle off those numbers and street addresses, but please don’t ask my my son’s phone number😬

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@p0lar_fawn I would rather cut myself shaving, then immediately follow that with an alcohol bath.

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@MichaelFloyd_AU I’m so sorry for your loss.

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Hotty Toddy

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@doodlemom1031 It’s my second choice after delta

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@Manda4UA I have been wanting to downsize from my big suv to something smaller for years but this exact thing is the reason i haven’t.

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@tcoley1 ‘Dookey old bus’ is funny.

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@EastBhamKid Right!?

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I was just thinking about how my grandmother always got my married name confused and insisted on telling people that my husband’s name was Shawn Alexander. It always tickled me bc She had no idea who Shawn Alexander was. My last name wasn’t in any way close.

[Kate Cornell @KateCornell]

Can I just buy a copy of Word? I shouldn't have to pay for it every year. The subscription model has ruined everything.