Joke Pedant

I correct funny.

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It really amounts to the same thing. You're just being pedantic. https://t.co/4XfB7hCfHz

[Funny One Liners @funnyone_liner]

It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

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@LeilaniDowding The headline is highly sensationalised and misleading.

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@TruthFairy131 The whites in England are descended from Germans, Norwegians, Danes and the French. The Celts came from Turkey and Russia.

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@Jenny_1884 No.

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@Councillorsuzie Yeah, that’s why she had to make a video. Press tried to make everyone care - you know this though, right?

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@AdamLowisz @elonmusk There is no indigenous population. They all
came from Turkey Ukraine Russia then later Germany Holland France Denmark and Norway.

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@RedWallPleb @elonmusk How are you being replaced. You’re still here.

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@Ryandally08 Everyone ‘starts out a lefty’ then you marry a millionaire. ‘And you realise how crap their ideas are’

Lefty ideas include ‘the weekend’ ‘overtime pay’ ‘lunch breaks’ ect

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@TaraBull Tipping became popular after the civil war when businesses refused to pay emancipated black men and women a salary. It was banned in 6 states.

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@Maximonious1 @TaraBull Tipping became popular after the civil war when businesses refused to pay emancipated black men and women a salary. It was banned in 6 states.

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@EvacTony @writethewrongs2 Same god though. It’s closer to what Jesus called him than ‘god’ ‘cause he spoke Aramaic. Just means God is greater than everything. Same thing Christians believe. No big secret.

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@AdeyPenn68 @TheRabbitHole She’s the interviewer. She’s only avoiding it because her job is to ask the questions. You would ask a referee to score a goal even if it was an easy goal.

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@HazelMoore32 NATO will be around longer than Hegseth

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@AveryDaye If a car is coming for me I have a split decision to make. Jump out of the way or shoot the driver.

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@SarahAllisonFl The bit she was arrested for has been edited out. It will have likely been assault. Freedom of speech is alive and well here in England

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@RealJamesWoods History is full of ridiculous outfits and so is the future

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@MattWalshBlog I think Islamic scholars helped a little. Like the ones who invented numbers, algorithms, coffee, chemistry ect

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@Scott19431911 @JoeyMannarinoUS The 2021 Census shows that Muslims constitute approximately 6.0 % of the UK population. Grow up.

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The Nazis have let themselves go. At least in my Grandads day they were smartly turned out and could actually march.

Cause this is X and humour doesn’t really work online . I need to explain that I find both kinds despicable.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

If you want to know what the real threat to Jews looks like, Nazis are marching in Madison, Wisconsin today.

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I think you'll find it's bio.

[Mug Joke @mugjoke]

Want one? Link in boyo. #wales #welsh

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You're thinking of Quarks and Leptons.

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Don't trust an atom; They make up everything.