Nathan Mitchell

Come join the cult of Cthulhu! We have free cookies! All we ask in return is your soul 😘

[Nathan Mitchell @funnyhead17]

Me making LOTR reference: there's only one way to cook a brace of conies.
Mom, very excited: OH MY GOSH, speaking of conies...(tells story)

[Nathan Mitchell @funnyhead17]

Chayne: "Nathan, I know you're Aryan, but I'm Aryan too...on the inside 😉"

[Nathan Mitchell @funnyhead17]

@K1ller4Hire @Flaminhaystack Omg, that is the best thing I've ever seen

[Nathan Mitchell @funnyhead17]

#YIAYwin delete your channel.

[Stephen @Roadkill_B]

So when he does it it's "cute" but when I do it it's "inappropriate"

[Nathan Mitchell @funnyhead17]

I'm officially a French whore

[Nathan Mitchell @funnyhead17]

I consume weird things.

[Nathan Mitchell @funnyhead17]

Dear humanity: if you can't chew with your mouth closed, don't eat.

[Nathan Mitchell @funnyhead17]

Deleting my previous tweet after seeing your replies. I'm sorry, I never meant to offend anyone.

[Nathan Mitchell @funnyhead17]

The day I cut my hair will be the day that I emerge from the matrix. Mark your calendars ✂💇✂

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

shoutout to people who aren't terrible

[Nathan Mitchell @funnyhead17]

No, she's cute and depressed

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

These are the Youtubers that helped make my 2017:
1. Stephen Colbert
2. Ellen
3. Jimmy Kimmel
4. Jimmy Fallon
5. Conan
6. James Corden
7. EminemVEVO

[Nathan Mitchell @funnyhead17]

If we build a wall around Mexico, we should also build a wall in the north to keep the Snow Mexicans out

[Nathan Mitchell @funnyhead17]

She ate the ball

[Nathan Mitchell @funnyhead17]

Me: The Incredibles is amazing
Steve: I guess you could say it's...
Me: Don't say it...
Steve: Cool 😎

[Nathan Mitchell @funnyhead17]

In the time it took me to listen to every song Ice Nine Kills has released in the past 10 years, I didn't even finish half of my paper 😣😣😣

[Nathan Mitchell @funnyhead17]

"I mean, I have to be flamboyant, or else I'll slump like a slug..."-Some girl I overheard at the cafeteria

[Nathan Mitchell @funnyhead17]

I know I'm in the right field of study whenever I'm having so much fun rehearsing I lose track of time and am up till 1 AM on my guitar 🎸🎶🎼

[Nathan Mitchell @funnyhead17]

I had a relaxing evening moshing to a death metal band play "Imploding Faces." I love my life 🎸🎶🎵🎼