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@DailyMail You could never trust Harry again. He will never be satisfied and would want to keep ruining things. Best left outside the Monarchy.

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@MariaDiAntonio3 @SkyNews Don't be so ridiculous.

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@CBSMornings Keep digging.🤣

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@nolink29 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Daily_Express Oh the irony!!!

[Queen Esther @XOQueenEsther]

The Maximum Humiliation Tour: Harry’s return to the UK edition.

Honestly, I don’t think even Harry’s PR team could have planned a more disastrous comeback.

First came the announcement that after all the “freedom flight”, escaping the institution, building a life outside the Royal Family and insisting he wanted nothing to do with the royal machine… Harry was coming back.

Not exactly the triumphant independent life we were sold.

And then came the small detail that the Royal Household made very clear: he and Meghan were returning as private citizens. No return to royal duties. No restoration of their former roles. Nothing had changed.

Strike one.

Then Harry turned up at a Birmingham school surrounded by cameras while interacting with children.

One student could clearly be heard saying, “There are six cameras in my face.”

Just let that sink in.

Harry has spent years lecturing the world about children, privacy, online safety and the dangers of putting children into the media spotlight. And now he’s standing in a school with cameras pointed at other people’s children while one of those children is literally commenting on how many cameras are in his face.

The irony writes itself.

Strike two.

And then there’s WellChild.

This one might actually be the most insulting because of the seriousness of the work WellChild does.

This is a charity supporting children with complex medical needs and their families. And Harry’s big takeaway was basically: train your neighbour to help so the parents can go on a date night.

I’m sorry… WHAT? 😭

Imagine the complexity of caring for a child with serious medical needs and the years of specialised support these families require, and Harry reduces the solution to “train your neighbour” and “go on a date night.”

If that doesn’t kill the WellChild brand, I don’t know what does.

And this is a man who has been associated with this charity for 18 years.

Strike three.

Then came New York.

Harry went to lecture everyone about the dangers of AI and technology, particularly their impact on children.

And then the teleprompter stopped working.

😭

I’m sorry, but this one is going to live forever.

This is a man who was standing on a stage preaching about the dangers of technology, and the moment the technology feeding him his words stopped, he appeared completely lost.

If you actually have something to say, a broken teleprompter should be an inconvenience. It shouldn’t suddenly leave you with nothing to say.

Take away the script and suddenly there is no substance behind the performance.

Strike four.

And then, because apparently the PR machine had decided Harry needed an ACTION HERO REBRAND, came the skydive.

Guys, he was doing a tandem skydive. 😭

Anyone can jump out of a plane when there’s an experienced professional attached to them to handle the actual parachute side of things.

And then he kissed the ground like he’d just crawled out of a war zone after surviving a five-day battle.

That kind of reaction makes sense from someone who has genuinely been through an intense, near-death ordeal. Not someone who spent the entire jump strapped to a professional whose job was to make sure he landed safely.

But then this is Bunker Harry we’re talking about. His military career was apparently enough to get the heroic optics without having to spend much time anywhere near the actual danger. Now he’s jumping out of a plane with a professional doing the dangerous part and kissing the ground like he’s just survived D-Day.

The man really does know how to perform bravery.

Strike five.

And the funniest part is that he seems to be working overtime to prove how important and relevant he still is.

Yet somehow, the harder he pushes himself into the news, the more he proves what a completely useless guy he is.

One could not have scripted a more humiliating comeback if they tried.

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@nancytsidley @StephanieSidley Plus Prince Charles. at the time, landed in the sea, that is much more scary to me. Harry is just a Pretender.

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@that_1 🤣🤣🤣 how funny . Sometimes you would think his PR don't like him. Who thought this was a good idea.

[The Prince and Princess of Wales @KensingtonRoyal]

It was a pleasure to welcome other Three Peaks Challenge participants and their families to Windsor Castle. Behind every summit was a personal story of resilience, determination and hope. Listening to their experiences of the challenge and their reasons for taking it on was a powerful reminder that recovery is rarely a journey we make alone, and of the importance of the people who walk alongside us along the way.

C

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@LoopiLooLoo @ViQueenie No its not.

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@ViQueenie Gravy!!!! Who serves gravy with fish and chips?

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@DailyMail 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@richardaeden Was that before tgey realised he didn't know tge subject and was reading a prepared speech....by someone else...

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@RE_DailyMail Adorable.❤️❤️

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@BBCPolitics Is this man another friend of Liam Maguire? Looks like lobbying is alive and well in the UK.

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@sage1411 Was that him in the back of a taxi.🤣🤣🤣

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@QLoTII Bravo.

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@BBCNews Is this what we pay a TV License for? Advertising a book full of make believe thought up the CS and the Harkles.

[Ms_Would🇦🇺 @nataliewould01]

I would love it if we could keep this # moving. The lies of a book should not make us forget that Diana had 2 sons.
#Istandwithwilliam

[Canellecitadelle @Canellelabelle]

Now we have an official date🤩
November 17 is the date of the Next Earthshot Prize in India and today, the Prince of Wales announced the 15 finalists and was joined in London, by Indian filmmaker and broadcaster Karan Johar, who will host the 2026 Earthshot prize event in Mumbai.
I hope we get an entire Bollywood entrance with elephants and all for the ceremony please😅
This, my Dears, is what Prince William is focused on, his own life and his commitments👌🏽
Yesterday, Rebecca English was dispatched by BP to insert William into KC's saga with Spencer. So she wrote an article about how "Furious" Prince William is.
Just to add a disclaimer within the article: "Yesterday, I heard indirectly that William was furious. I can't officially confirm that, as Kensington palace is staying out of the fray for now"🥴
This is exactly why I cannot stand the royal rota. Right there, she is admitting that this DID NOT come from KP, because they are not commenting on ANY DRAMA.
Then WHERE did she heard it from? BP, her usual source of every leak on William🤡
Here she is saying in black and white that she cannot officially confirm this as true, AND YET she wrote an entire article and OFFICIALLY headlined it "William is furious"🤡
This is exactly how the royal rota has been actively slandering William for years, aided by none other than his father's office, both under Clarence house and now under BP.
They write stories, consistently inserting William in every drama his father is involved in, based on what they HEARD from his father's staff.
"Royal sources say William this.." palace sources say William that..." "We heard from sources close to William that"...😵‍💫
All this tripe to disguise one salient entity: BP, the leaking ship. NONE of it comes from KP nor from William. The one time William had something to say on drama, he said it with his full chest in 2020 following the Oprah interview "We are very much NOT a racist family". It was the first attack the RF went through, after that, he has kept to himself.
William has an office to speak for himself if he wants to speak. He can give an interview to anyone if he wants to speak. He is silent on purpose because he does not want to speak. Full stop🤷🏽‍♀️
As I have said, every Monarch comes with their own energy. BP is at the image of Charles, always in bed with the press, always focused on PR games and always leaking stories.
KP is at the image of William, always focused on his work and commitments and never getting involved in any drama🔥
No it is not Prince William who is "furious", it is KC who is furious to be at the receiving end of Spencer's attacks. So the headline should have read "King Charles is furious".
Meanwhile, William is doing is exactly what every other resilient introvert does to survive and find peace when they grow up in a family filled of narcissists always embroiled in public drama:
William is staying away from the non-stop drama and investing his focus and energy on his family, his royal duties and his projects☕️
#PrinceofWales