The Jumbotron at the baseball game I went to did a lookalike cam and insisted that I look exactly like “Mike Shit” which seems to be an original character they made up who is brown and covered in shit
I picked up footage on my trailcam of gollum eating from my deer feeder again and I don’t know how to deal with it because I’ve offered him to come inside and take from my pantry before and he always refuses
I remember when I was a kid once I was waiting at the bus stop and this guy came up and peeled back a layer of his green fur and showed me a small lime colored peanut sized dick and he said in Spanish “tell no one” then walked away