Michaelann

Stand-up comedian, actress, blogger, popsicle stick joke enthusiast.

[Michaelann @funnymichaelann]

@Delta Thank you from Cookie and Buster! Feelin’ safe on our honeymoon! 😷

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I’m just a girl, eating a croissant,
researching the #ketodiet

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@ultabeauty Well, the pictures are exactly what I received 🤷🏻‍♀️ Someone’s not following your policy.

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Seriously, @ultabeauty ? I received used product when ordering online! I had heard the stories and I guess they’re true! @Sephora gets 💯 of my business from now on!

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How do I know it’s my car? Because I turn crumbs into #Diamonds! #💎 #sparklelife https://t.co/pRmqguzowt

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@TheWhitneyBrown @PressSec @POTUS Best response! 🙌🏻😂

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@hitRECordJoe Meanwhile in Santa Monica...

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@ash_10saller @hitRECordJoe Yep, just like that. In slow motion and extreme close up!

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@hitRECordJoe I went out to the forest and chopped down my own waffle.

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#Cast: Me #Producer: Me #Director: Me #Cinematography: Honda https://t.co/7bT863qxx5

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Be #thatGirl that can -go into the rugged wilderness… https://t.co/HpeUbHbavE

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Got to see a #sneekpeek of the new pilot deceptionabc . Check it out on March 11th, 10pm! @ The… https://t.co/M3Z3XGkPZk

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My #coffee is more put together than I am. #🤦🏻‍♀️ @ 인천공항 Incheon Airport https://t.co/iAsbCgUljl

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@GoPro you lost my replacement camera after I paid for it. Now I’ve been getting the runaround from customer service and left on hold for an hour! Thank for messing with my livelihood! #hero2zero

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When you just can’t decide #🧐 #worstserialkiller #spinningwheels #setlife #comingsoon2018 https://t.co/0pzipvqfDe

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Do you even live in #LA if the response to #rain isn’t, “well, we need it” ?

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If there’s ever a time to dip yourself in liquid metal it’s @magixology 55th anniversary!… https://t.co/1UOXCNyq6l

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“It’s my #birthday and I want the BIG ONE! “ She gets what she wants! #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Happy… https://t.co/VjyMmOiUMJ

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No #🎤 needed. #finallyitschristmastour #🎅🏼 @ The Wiltern https://t.co/qFROdmnoGN