Bilmer Dogsbody

Solly they/them @hurtfriend is the chef of my heart

[Bilmer Dogsbody @funnymonkeypix]

When I got on this website I think about how most of y’all don’t deserve thoughts or a brain why even have them if this is what you use them for? Disintegrate that shit asap you’re already speed running it. Okay no negative outburst on here for another three months

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300 is one of the gayest movies ever made this guy couldn’t help but imagine them in these weird bdsm harness type situations

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Peopl on r/hardcore blasting jizz about how “a day to remember was actually good” should be enslav*d honestly

[Bilmer Dogsbody @funnymonkeypix]

I fuck with George Foreman

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@PaintIt000000 @JohnCarltonKing You would fail an iq test

[Bilmer Dogsbody @funnymonkeypix]

@ultraXZQYN @extradeadjcb It just represents fertility- “Make us fat and happy like you, great goddess of eating all the time.”

[FearNothing @RealJimmyM4]

@catpoopburglar @extradeadjcb The top of the Indian reincarnation system are reborn as a Mormon

[Bilmer Dogsbody @funnymonkeypix]

Fuck yeah

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

Our secularised world is teeming with magicians, occultism, spiritism, astrologers and satanic sects. If we kick the devil out the door, he tries to return through the window. If we overcome him with faith, he seeks to return through superstition. #GeneralAudience

[Bilmer Dogsbody @funnymonkeypix]

I was fucking right by the way, my hater senses are HIGHLY trained

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Why is khublai khan still touring

[Bilmer Dogsbody @funnymonkeypix]

I mean they’re needed for philosophy but otherwise they always sound like they’re written so corporate and salesman-like, usually have a differing tone from the author too causing a little bit of whiplash when trying to begin a book. Fuck your intros

[Bilmer Dogsbody @funnymonkeypix]

Literally stop writing book introductions God way to make it about you

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Don’t unban me bitch

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@jk_rowling Stupid bitch

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Die die die die die die die die

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Elon musk should die for sending me a notification about j k Rowling latest mein kamp draft

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

To all those SHITCUNTS who were crying about my ANGELIC TONES last night you ain’t real fans your just IMPOSTERS and if you do have tickets you wanna get rid off I’ll gladly take them off your hands we don’t want the likes of you at our concerts nxt year any way LFUCKING

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Just remembered Elfen Lied and got really mad. The absolute sickest cold open and credits sequence, possibly in anything ever, followed by 8 straight hours of unwatchably bad dogshit lmao

[Bilmer Dogsbody @funnymonkeypix]

I genuinely think Kamala will win due to her astrology timing but if she loses it’s because she is mostly concerned about being supported by the least popular politicians in the country

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@lesliedouglasx @lemmykrankovic @esrtweet You haven’t been around many rich people!

[Bilmer Dogsbody @funnymonkeypix]

@The_Petrichory @esrtweet God you are fucking stupid yeah Liberia has everything the same as the us perfect experiement no other variables are different at all like wealth or geography! Fucking imbecile