Kim M

A Biologist just trying to adult. Book lover, crocheter, self-proclaimed comedian. I sometimes work conventions.
She/Her

PS I'm on Mastodon with the same @!

[Kim M @funsized_kim]

This is what my dad sent me to congratulate me on my first grant. It is perfect.

[Kim M @funsized_kim]

@AskCiti I'm sorry for being difficult, Fred. I know you are just doing your job, unlike your fraud department.

[Kim M @funsized_kim]

Hey world! It's been a while! I'm back to let everyone know that @Citi's fraud department is either completely incompetent or corrupt as fuck. Because how do my joint account holder and I get 4 different stories about why a clear case of fraud is deemed not fraud?

[Kim M @funsized_kim]

@AskCiti I understand, which is why I asked for a number, ideally one that is not the general customer service number.

[Kim M @funsized_kim]

@AskCiti I have called y'all several times regarding this, and as you can see it has been less than hlepful. I would love it, however, if you gave me a number that will actually guarantee I can speak to somebody competent. I'm based in NYC, so I'll even take an in-person meeting.

[Kim M @funsized_kim]

@AskCiti A follow-up call claimed that the phone call never happened, and gave 3 different versions of whose ID was used. Make it make sense Fred.

[Kim M @funsized_kim]

@AskCiti One agent said she couldn't give me any details, including the ID that was used. Another gave my joint account holder the ID name and number. A letter said it was reviewed and deemed fraud. A phone call received the same day as the letter said it was still under investigation.

[Kim M @funsized_kim]

@Citibank Because honestly, it's super useful to know that, if I wanted to, I could use a fake ID to access the CEO's bank account and it's fine, because an ID was used.

[Kim M @funsized_kim]

Seriously. We even did the damn leg work for you to prove a fake ID (of someone who is NOT a signee and shouldn't have had account access anyway) was used. But, according to your fraud department, it's cool because someone's driver's license was used. Make it make sense @Citibank

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

This bill is a real piece of shit it and it would be excellent if that’s all anyone talked about for the next few days. Super interested in your think piece about the NYC mayor’s race but let’s get to that after we try to stop the biggest wealth transfer in American history.

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

1) Biggest wealth transfer in American history. 2) Kills solar industry, raising prices 3) almost a trillion dollar cut to Medicaid 4) nursing homes shutting down 5) energy shortages 6) 4.5 trillion in NEW DEBT. — I promise you this bill is worse than you think.

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[Emily Calandrelli @TheSpaceGal]

We had hope for a reason. All of those dads and husbands and humans fighting for you? They didn’t go away. They’re still here. We’re still here.

Take care of yourself today.

[Kim M @funsized_kim]

The owl made me do it #duolingo

[Kim M @funsized_kim]

Come find me on Mastodon! I have the same user name.

[Kim M @funsized_kim]

So, which do you think Musk is going to do to this crater of site next? #twitter #ElonMusk #PollOfTheDay #WhatComesNext

[Battle Fever Dre @thekareemowheat]

The French Revolution happened for a whole lot less than what we're dealing with.

Just sayin

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

So, let me get this straight: yesterday the Supreme Court ruled colleges CAN’T discriminate on the basis of race but today they ruled that a web designer CAN discriminate against the LGBTQ+ community? Sorry, but this Court is so freaking messed up.

[Kim M @funsized_kim]

Supreme Court struck down Biden's student loan forgiveness plan. Vote was 6-3 along ideologic lines. #scotus #StudentLoanForgiveness