I don’t want Venezuela
I don’t want Greenland
I don’t want Cuba
I don’t want Canada
I don’t want Mexico
I want receptionist at my work to break up with her loser boyfriend so I can throw her through my headboard
@nypost This is why women date rich men.
When your "boyfriend" is too broke to save you from public transport and working in a pizza parlour...
You get stabbed to death.
Smoked almost everyday for 5 years and stopped cold turkey just cause I wanted to prove to myself that I could. It’s officially been a month, I’m ngl that shit was cake.