Gui Gomes

Treadmill Greaser @BleapApp

[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

@lmrankhan Preach. Completely agree

[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

Relax
Take it eeeeeaaaasy

[Bleap @BleapApp]

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[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

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[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

@6942_eth Nice man! It’s math I’ve always done in my head, but it’s great to see it actually written down. 1 thing I’d add though is inflation. $1M in 12 years will be enough for a really nice 80sq ft, at the rate things are going 😂

[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

@stablewatchHQ Why are the good ones not on this map?

[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

@mert My guy, if quantum computing breaks encryption, ain’t no “please can you reverse this fraudulent payment” call to the bank that’s going to save you 🤣 Only solution is a piña colada at the beach, or the alps if you’re into hiking

[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

just funny that plsql scripts start like this

[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

@erenbali @Polymarket

[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

@Telcier Better than having a non-zero chance of being drafted into a war in.. oh sh*t… damn, you’re right

[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

@NoahKingJr 100% agree with @NoahKingJr

[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

@hosseeb I honestly don’t understand this obsession with launching tokens… if the project is useful it doesn’t need a token, if it’s heading towards a fiery pit of death, don’t bring retail customers down with it… smh

[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

Agree, even though companies like bridge and rain are really useful for builders, for customers they’re sh*t because the customer just ends up paying for their fees + whatever fees the middleman app charges… regular people won’t go from fintechs where they pay 0 fees, free cards, ease of use to crypto cards paying fees just because of “self-custody”. They’ll change if they get more for their money.

[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

@TrendingBitcoin Price of bitcoin
$70’000
Price of bitcoin on “Zero fees” apps
$72’000

lol

[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

@0xNairolf Everyone shilling their apps, chill tf out 😂

[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

Try it.

Don’t believe it.

Check if it’s actually self-custody.

Try it again to double check prices and fees (none, yeah).

Call your mom.

Try it one last time before telling all your friends about it.

Tell all your friends about it it

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[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

@phantom Holy sh*t 🤯 Game changing!

[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

@Defi_Warhol I can already see it, someone stealing this one and offering a course on “how to grow your X engagement” 😂

[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

@AutismCapital I can’t read, is it funny? 🥹

[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

@lochan_twt Sorry could you repeat that, can’t hear you from the finish line

[Gui Gomes @funwithgui]

@stats_feed If there’s arbitrage and I can buy them back for $999’999’995, sure. Craving a $5 Big Mac