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Johnny Furphy for MVP!

[jaybobcooter @JayVeeThree]

BREAKING NEWS: “You don’t hate Aaron Rodgers enough”

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

Nobody talks about how "utilities" are no longer regulated. Your electric bill doubled, your water bill tripled, and there's nothing you can do because it's a private monopoly. They privatized the public good, eliminated competition, and now charge whatever they want.

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

BREAKING — Pat McAfee has commented on his choice to be King Joffrey's cupbearer at yesterday's tourney, sending out a raven stating:

"Had a BLAST celebrating squires from across realm with the true king of Westeros yesterday."

McAfee is on the record, many times, stating he does not involve himself with Westerosi politics, despite consistently doing so

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Trump hiding in a food cart to save his own ass and leaving everyone else behind is exactly what you expect from a rapist pedophile conman.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Democrats should introduce national paid sick and parental leave and call it the MITCH Act. If you can be missing from your job for months as a U.S. Senator and still collect your full paycheck, working Americans should get the same deal.

[Sean Casten @SeanCasten]

What a perfect encapsulation of him. How he prioritizes his time, how he spends taxpayer dollars and how he understands the role of the military.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Lowest Munitions Stock In History.

Lowest Petroleum Stock In History.

Highest Nation Debt In History.

Lowest Approval Rating In History.

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

These ex nba players declaring that they’re women and trying to get in the 2027 draft is F’n weird!!!!

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Pete Hegseth is so bad at his job that even with a budget larger than the next nine largest world militaries combined, he still lost a war to Iran and ran out of munitions.

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

Trump didn’t just take a separate plane. The administration made it a point to emphasize that he would be using his legacy Air Force One, which they then filled with pool reporters to use as a feint.

Trump didn’t just volunteer innocent people. He used them like they were bait.

[Warren @swd2]

Everyone feel good about this? Dude with the nuke codes is sleep farting while dude with a brain worm is making health care decisions for your kids.

[Tom Santos @tommysantos14]

Wait… can we take a step back for a sec?

First, Trump snuck off of the plane… inside of a catering truck!? I have never heard of an American president hiding like a bitch. Not exactly projecting strength.

Second, are you telling me Trump put staff and reporters on a plane he refused to get on, knowing full well there was a threat of it being shot down!?!

And this guy is running our country!?!?!?

[ZZ Santa Chevy Cruze™️ #SmokeFleet🟦 @Danphillipsresi]

How can billionaires be so clueless?

[Brian H @Dukeblogger]

Do you know how laughably stupid you have to be to get roped into caring about "men in women's sports" when there aren't any lol. That's like getting upset that squirrels are breaking into banks. I mean, like, you gotta be REALLY fucking stupid.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Uhm, maybe because it’s illegal?

Federal statute 18 U.S.C. § 592 prohibits deploying “troops or armed men” to locations where elections are held, to prevent interference or intimidation.

You’d think an Attorney General would know this.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I'm no expert but if a country spends a trillion dollars a year on their military, I don't think it's supposed to run out of missiles after only 6 months of war.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

This is checkmate by Iran. They know we have no munitions left. And far from begging, they’re openly saying THERE WILL BE NO DEAL between Iran and the United States under Donald Trump. Trump has officially given us the most spectacular geopolitical failure/defeat in U.S. history.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We can’t have sustainable energy because it threatens the oil industry. We cannot have healthcare because it threatens insurance. We cannot have peace because it threatens the weapons industry. Capitalism built a system where doing the right thing is treated like bad business.