Pat P

[Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT]

This is why his kids running his company + sitting in on diplomatic meetings isn't some overreaction https://t.co/Em4ZgYdD6c

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

I can't believe Hank Williams Jr. said that. What an asshole! Boehner is NOTHING like Netanyahu!

[Pat P @FurBlanketRat]

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

[Trace Crutchfield @agentmule]

Video: The Making of an Urban Half Pipe (Next to a Deli) http://tumblr.com/xtz1546lmo

[The Fat Jewish 🦩 @FATJEW]

Criss Angel's next trick should be to make himself not look like a bisexual goth raver in an Ed Hardy ad mixed with Courtney Cox anymore

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Fey Rights Group Demands Distinction From Homosexuals http://onion.com/gIbPSi

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

The terrorist threat and Mariah Carey: 2 of the most overrated things of the decade via @huffpostbooks http://huff.to/gpb5m8

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"Pearly", the Happy Cialis Cum Drop #rejectedMacysparadeballoons

[Killa Quotes @KillaQuotes]

When I started flirtin with the hustle, failure became my ex. Now I'm engaged to the game, and married to success. Lil Wayne

[VICE @VICE]

The most dangerous bill in the history of the United States of America. http://bit.ly/dukeRZ

[Pat P @FurBlanketRat]

@agentmule This is great. Thanks alot, meng.

[Pat P @FurBlanketRat]

@agentmule I want it.

[Best Worst Advice @BestWorstAdvice]

Are you sad because he left you? If you liked it, then you should've put a NuvaRing® in it.

[Pat P @FurBlanketRat]

@MassAppeal You need to learn how to surf first.

[Pat P @FurBlanketRat]

@donkeyspoon

[BigSteve @donkeyspoon]

No one's had this much interest in where a black guy was going since my grandma saw one walk by her front window. #LeBron

[Pat P @FurBlanketRat]

@TheLexiLove Boston?

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

BP Using Google To Manipulate Public Opinion http://huff.to/bPgI0m