♀️ Morgan ♀️

Queer and sad. Pisces Sun, Cancer Moon. Emotional mess as per 2 Water signs. She/Her.

[♀️ Morgan ♀️ @furiouscookware]

Someone please tell me why I cannot keep a single plant alive for more than a few weeks??? I JUST WANNA BE A CUTE PLANT MOM

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

yes ofc I’m part of the lgbt

L- Lactose intolerant
G- gluten allergy
B- Bloated all the time
T- Tummy always hurting

[brent @murrman5]

doctor: have you been tested for adhd before?
me thinking about what my entrance song would be if I was a wrestler: you have a nice office

[Kwan Ann Tan | 陈冠安 @KwanAnnTan]

Constantly amazed by the number of men that walk around the city with no bags. Just going to work raw. Walking out the door with no emergency tissue or painkillers. Just them and their hands in their pockets against the world

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

The universe gets much easier to understand when you start accepting that everything is wiggles.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m a simple girl. all I want is a working class revolution, universal healthcare and a ripe summer peach

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

did demarchelier confirm

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

i need ten or fifteen skirts from Calvin Klein.

[🚶🏿 @nomchompsky]

Unions are like condoms, if someone is trying extremely hard to convince you that you don't need one, you DEFINITELY need one

[♀️ Morgan ♀️ @furiouscookware]

@jaythenerdkid HONESTLY. Genuinely though I’m so sorry this fucker decided to come for you for just absolutely no reason.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

why does the economy get attention when it’s in a depression but i don’t

[Laurel 🔪🔮👻🌱✨ @laurelrothamel]

Sex is great and all but have you ever booted up and streamed without a single tech issue?

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

*Starts making decent money for the first time*
The Universe: "Money is worth less now"

[ MAJひ⁶𓅓 @ykmaj6]

F*cked Around & Used All My Sick Days, Now I Gotta Call In Dead

[rico @somethinglovely]

he lp

[GC Biphobia @GCBiphobia]

MANDATORY BISEXUALITY

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

(Trip sitting my buddy) Isn’t it crazy that hell is actually real

[Grindr @Grindr]

beyoncé is a top

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

It means they need to add a lesbian couple to the other side and go fast as fuuuuuuck