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After struggling for about 20mins with finding a way to tastefully finish an email (declining an invitation), I had an epiphany - just send it unfinished, they'll get the point and it probably won't get brought up again

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Song parody idea: "Everyday People" except it's "everything bagel"

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@RoughlyTweeting Usually I attach files using a mail app

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When you install a new browser or PDF viewer, the first thing it does is try to get you to set it as the default app - like, you have to EARN my trust before we start talking about commitment!

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Existence of hummus -> existence of G-d

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Main issue with music concerts rn is too many GUITAR SOLOS and not enough PHILOSOPHY DEBATES during the songs

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The label just fell off my bottle of super glue and I'm gonna need some answers

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When apartment-hunting, it's incredibly helpful to write out a list of must-haves and bring it with you. Things like "modern appliances", "central air", and "no visible distinction whatsoever between floors, walls, and ceiling". Otherwise you may forget to check

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@Jsqueesh2 I think defenestrate may get up there as the people's choice vote?

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When struggling with gift ideas, don't overthink things - get a spitoon.

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Found myself daydreaming about growing up in a multi-generational house and then realized I was picturing my fictional "great grandma" as being Asian. Not sure what to make of this

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Sometimes you wake up, stub your toe on the bed, and carry that aggression with you the entire day

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Today's impatient generation of budding techies want to completely skip over amateur-gramming and go pro immediately

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@Jsqueesh2 TENUOUS and PROBLEMATIC use of 'simply' - My feet were sore earlier so I simply levitated home

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When you are done watching TV and push the power button, it doesn't turn off, it just tunes in to The Void Channel

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Imagine being at job interview held on a dance floor for some reason - you're laying down unbelievable, sick moves while leaning your head over to someone else and saying stuff like "Here's what I can bring to your team --"

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First thought upon waking today: "picked last for the book team"

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@Jsqueesh2 How dare you not have a BELL that a car with windows up cannot hear anyway and that takes much longer to use than just yelling how DARE you

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Experienced a strong feeling to run away earlier, after completely bombing two (attempted) jokes in a row during a 3-person social interaction

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@Jsqueesh2 Petition to bring back the whole Abyss sector