The Fussy Introvert

Polite, people pleaser on the outside. Hostile and peculiarly judgmental on the inside.

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

I love waking up in the middle of the night to take a sip of flat pop and snuggling right back to sleep.

#wellnessritual

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

The Canadian Tire public washroom situation is a Canadian disgrace.

#loudpooping #dirtyhands

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

Iceberg lettuce gets an unfair edit.

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

I want to raise a raccoon so much. I love rabies vaccines. Everything is fine and normal. Raccoons are so cute.

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

Why do people like gnomes… what’s that about..?

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

Oatmeal raisin cookies without excess cinnamon are so nice.

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

I can’t remember if I like the Shamrock Shake and I’m about to need that information.

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

@yandhiisntreal Who cleans the bathroom…

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

Ads for podcasts while listening to podcasts are incredibly grating.

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

No one has ever looked worse than in the chair at a hair salon. Overhead lighting should be illegal.

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

I can’t wait to walk my fluffy self to @TimHortons tomorrow and get a duchie. I’ve cleared my very busy schedule for this.

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

Jalapeño cheetos can get it.

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

@amyfaithho I enjoy McDonald’s

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

Potatoes can really do it all, can’t they.

#potatotime #healing #miracle

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

I love how angry chihuahuas are. It’s cute and relatable.

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

@CityNewsTO I hate it here.

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

I don’t believe in rubbing body lotion all the way in. It will eventually absorb.

#cutouttimewasters #imverybusy

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

People who say “beep beep” instead of “excuse me” make me feel incredibly hostile.

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

Bliss has the same voice as Whitney Port and I like that.

#LoveIsBlind

[The Fussy Introvert @fussyintovert]

David Letterman is not particularly charming.