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stuck in pungatory

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@DailyLoud I spy with my little eye an Ice Spice

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@shrisha__ Oh, so that would mean your days are turning into a nightmare..

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@greg16676935420 Vin Diesel vs The Transformers , i don't know who won, but it'll be revealed in world war 3 part 2, the flashback.

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@beef_parotttaa I shall attempt a pick up line in tamenglish. Pls rate...

Verayalum parotta sappitta , ayallku romba nallarkum, naaan porottaa sapitta ,porottakku nallarkum...

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@beef_parotttaa Tamil mattom pesanga, konja tamil thaan puriyum

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@jokeperaalta You're speaking with such a fiery passion. Maybe ask her to get a flashlight, she can enlighten some and torch the rest.

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@__smollbean__ Cause The Beastie boys said No Sleep till brooklyn

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@BigImpactHumans Nah, I usually just lock the doors and wrestle with my emotions

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@albert12798 Through it's anus

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@rosaaapoo That's cause it's Pride month, it's hard to drive in a straight line.

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@Thinkwert I found Waldo, but still haven't found any bitches.

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@ScenesFilms That's a plain joke ....

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@s8n My girlfriend helped me drown a lot of children today. They weren't good swimmers anyway..

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@albert12798 Can I get an assthma shot here

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@palaklunkad Yeah it's always scary when she's late.

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@GeePampurayam Maybe an accounting internship would be right for you

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Still don't know what this room was thinking ¿

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@ASethumanickam Turn on ,tune in, drop out

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@ASethumanickam Hi abirami, Adwaith here. Recently found out you were on twitter. Okay bye. Relatable meme ¿ Ig