spenny

I got hot sauce in my bag

[spenny @future_milffff]

Waking up after a night out of drinking and someone says "what happened to you last night"

[D @more_dreM]

reservations are so embarrassing like hi i'm here for my spaghetti appointment.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Y’all fighting against socialism like your family owns a railroad. bro you have a shift on monday

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

He just ordered the government to call you Bruce.

[🦋4’7 Naturally envied.✨ @_Mulaamamii]

Me: I'm staying in the house so I dont spend any money

Me in the house:

[Cera Gibson @CeraGibson]

To be honest, I think Sabrina Carpenter expresses heterosexual sexuality in a way that is woman focused. When I watch it, I feel like she’s trying to entertain the girlies. Not appeal to men. Even her music is coming from such a female-centered perspective. Y’all are trippin

[jynx @jynxbby]

i hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” can you build a house fuck you

[cat king @effielovessnack]

Why are trump supporters getting so mad that we say that we hope everything that they voted for happens to them? Why is that a threat? YOU VOTED FOR IT WHY ARE YOU MAD? I hope everything that you voted for happens to you PERSONALLY. Why you mad boo?

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jimmy Kimmel on the people who voted for Donald Trump:

“It was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him. And guess what? It was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too. You just don’t realize it yet.”

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

i’ve had this saved for months

[Z_ @MmaMotho_]

These are the men God created for us?

[jynx @jynxbby]

me and the man who traumatized me

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

chat is this real

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

‘u’ll never find a man like me’ YAYYYYYYYYY 😄😄

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Ripleys believe it or fuck you