mr.um.actually

daddi to my friends

thei/them

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Consider this a PSA that 'thei' is the non-binary equivalent of he/she singular pronoun, also my preferred but who's counting 🎃 happy Halloween freeks 💋

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I'm seeing live music for the first time in over a year. BC (before covid) i think the last live performance I saw was a holiday drag show Christmas 2019

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Someone just yelled at me in the street 'youre @goodhartbadart ! so am I a celebrity now?

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An 8 year old just told me I was saltier than the salami stick he's eating and I...have no rebuttal cause it's true

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@ehduffyd Okay I can accept this

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North or South, they sing no songs for spiders 😔

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@schmeatprincess A brand.

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My boyfriend's knee was bleeding from a skateboard accident part 1

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@schmeatprincess She's beauty and she's grace

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@schmeatprincess

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I just had to reiterate in the least greusome way possible that these things are meant to
A: soak up lots of blood
b: definitely NOT stick to you

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And when I say I had to convince him to the point of actually physically touching the liner that it wasn't adhesive, I mean he literally had to rub it I just repeatedly promised it wasn't going to hurt him

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Not even a ring light can hold up to using the mirror in a cars visor.

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There's people that are early so they don't make u wait/waste ur time and then there's people that are early that expect you to open early just for them. Fuck those ppl

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@meat__circus Make it real 🧞‍♀️

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Okay well after my day I'm gonna go home, get drunk and do crafts on the front porch until it gets cold so this is an open invitation

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@ehduffyd Give her a fidget spinner