Elliot Stanford

he/him get livin or get busy dying. heard. - Nick Miller

[Elliot Stanford @fuzzbomb2]

@kallyecompton We are so. Cooked.

[Elliot Stanford @fuzzbomb2]

@naominice42 An inalienable right

[w @theduncanwill]

the bible and the simpson’s are the exact same thing. say enough stuff for long enough, and eventually some of it is bound to happen

[MERLYN! @merlynwood]

Why cant i just be a bird and
Not have depression

[Elliot Stanford @fuzzbomb2]

How biblically accurate would you like your pancakes?

[Elliot Stanford @fuzzbomb2]

They should have stopped at Baja blast tbh

[Elliot Stanford @fuzzbomb2]

I bet that Mac Miller would be really happy that such a celebrated song like “the Spins” is his number one. Like that was his first project, and it still brings everyone so much joy. What a lovely thought. Rest easy brother

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

they hate me because im whimsical and have a twinkle in my eye

[Elliot Stanford @fuzzbomb2]

@Scudd_Butta A god tier backhand. Well done sir.

[Elliot Stanford @fuzzbomb2]

I truly am a sleepy little guy

[Elliot Stanford @fuzzbomb2]

Life was better with. #RoevsWade

[Rob 🚀 @RJSzczerba]

Not sure why this hasn't received more publicity, but this fifty-foot sculpture called "Dignity" was unveiled several years ago in Chamberlain South Dakota.

Created by artist Dale Lamphere to honor the women of the Sioux Nation. It's absolutely stunning.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If selling cakes makes bakers participants in gay marriages, then selling assault rifles makes gun manufacturers participants in mass shootings.

[Elliot Stanford @fuzzbomb2]

*my roommate struggling to play the hardest video game ever developed even though everything he has is maxed out* *me: “have you thought about getting better?”

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

If you saw the QR code flag shirt that I was wearing on TV over the past couple of days I have a little secret for you.

The QR code registers you to vote ;)
You can get your own and support March For Our Lives here

https://t.co/vnap7RjMbY

[Elliot Stanford @fuzzbomb2]

@Scudd_Butta And just like that I’m happy again

[Starbucks Workers United Boone @sbbooneunited]

Exciting news - with a vote of 33-2, our store is now officially the first certified Starbucks union in the Carolinas!

[Elliot Stanford @fuzzbomb2]

@DaveMcNamee3000 @casualgangshit There were…more? First? Idek?