Fuzzy Gaijin (retired)

long distance gaijin father of baby baby & monkey man, musician, artist, gamer, philosopher, swearer, white trash samurai. gop & trump can suck it.

[Fuzzy Gaijin (retired) @fuzzygaijin]

@TSkeptic420 LOL

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

A video could come out where Donald Trump is sucking Vladimir Putin's dick on camera and his followers would be like "He's the best goddamn cocksucker in world history that guy"

[Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary) @SpockResists]

So it’s back to this!

[Fuzzy Gaijin (retired) @fuzzygaijin]

@keithhernandez I'm so sorry for the lost of your kitty!

[Fuzzy Gaijin (retired) @fuzzygaijin]

Well I finally saw one of those piece of shit cybertrucks in the wild today. Horrible

[F.T.W. Frizol the wonderful. @BobFrizol61]

Thank you Stephen King for calling Elon Musk the First Lady 🤣

[Fuzzy Gaijin (retired) @fuzzygaijin]

@WhackMorris I'm going to need to see the math on this.

[Fuzzy Gaijin (retired) @fuzzygaijin]

@foodandrambling LOL! I'm sorry I won't tell you what I ate again. Just made me laugh cause you can cook so well and best I can do is mac and cheese out of a box.

[Fuzzy Gaijin (retired) @fuzzygaijin]

@foodandrambling I ate Chef Boyardee cold out of the can tonight...

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

The real reason Elmo spent $44 billion to buy Twitter?

To prevent you from retweeting this embarrassing pre-hair transplant photo:

[Fuzzy Gaijin (retired) @fuzzygaijin]

@20th_Centurygal As an old fart metal head I can go from tori amos to slayer and I refuse to explain to anyone why. Like what you like man. Sometimes I just start singing Barry Manilow songs in their face if asked.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Marco Rubio, Trump’s Secretary of State pick, explicitly said yesterday that he would NOT call for a ceasefire in Gaza.

Great job to all the protest voters who snubbed Harris over Israel - you guys are really playing 6D chess here.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Hey Happy Veterans Day to all you patriots who voted for a man that

-insulted POWs & Gold Star parents
-thinks our troops should commit war crimes
-says he knows more than the generals
-said troops with PTSD were weak
-didn't pay fed taxes to support our troops
-got 5 deferments for a war he supported sending poor men to fight in.

It's a good thing y'all don't have to hear facts like that in the news you consume.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Jessica Tarlov just slammed Donald Trump for lying to the American people by claiming to not know what Project 2025 is and then hiring its author, Tom Homan. Make sure every American sees this.

[Raw Story @RawStory]

'Hail Hitler and hail Trump': People wave Nazi flags outside Jewish play in Michigan

https://t.co/ayz3Ekt3aB

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Stephen Miller proves
that only in America
can a young Jewish boy
grow up to be a degenerate Nazi.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING NEWS:

Donald Trump has offered Elise Stefanik, the woman who ran for her life on January 6 and then called insurrections “patriots,”the job as U.S. ambassador to the United Nations.

She is a traitor and this is ridiculous.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

If you voted for Donald, don’t you dare thank a veteran for their service today. You voted to eliminate VA Hospitals & Clinics, to slash benefits for disabled Veterans, & to eliminate Veteran jobs in the federal workforce. You’re not welcome for our service. #VeteransDay

[Acyn @Acyn]

Biden: This is the last time I will stand here at Arlington as commander in chief. It's been the greatest honor of my life, to lead you, to serve you, to care for you, to defend you, just as you defended us generation after generation after generation.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Enjoyed the Penguin series, but I don't know, the idea that a fat, disgusting, evil, monstrous villain can succeed in this country just doesn't seem plausible to me.