Mike Alan

You should be following @somsenite

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

I wonder if Harambe had a wife that went on a press tour after he died getting batshit insane rockstar intros

[Mike Alan @fweef]

@leestarr4 After I said that, her laugh was the same exact laugh as Lewis from Revenge of the Nerds

[Mike Alan @fweef]

These people are fucking weird

[Acyn @Acyn]

A segment on Fox explaining to their viewers that Trump wasn’t dominated during a handshake with Xi

Arroyo: People were saying XI dominated Trump because of the handshake but look at what Trump does. He gives XI's hand a little swat to diminish whatever that dominant move was at the top

[Mike Alan @fweef]

@leestarr4 Remember The Generator hostel?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Dylan Harper couldn’t believe his eyes watching Wemby throw an elbow

[WarTranslated @wartranslated]

Russian occupier's mother: This is my grandfather, and this is my son, missing in action.

Journalist: So you have a double holiday today. Congratulations!

[Tom Hauser @thauserkstp]

BREAKING: For the first time in history the MN Senate voted to ban sale of assault-type weapons and high capacity magazines. The vote was 34-33 along party lines with all Democrats in favor, GOP against. The bill also includes funding for school safety and mental health programs.

[Covie @covie_93]

You're paying $8 for gas but thank god those seven trans athletes can no longer play sports and you can say "r*tard" again!

[ESPN @espn]

MINNESOTA MOVES ON 🔥

The Wild will take on the Avalanche in the second round 🍿

[Mike Alan @fweef]

@leestarr4 I’m going to celebrate by going to Costa Rica tomorrow

[David✶ 🇬🇹 @vucub_]

some incredible stuff happening in bluesky.

a dude named will stancil (apparently some lib shitposter) was running a tinder honeypot network in Minneapolis to break ICE's opsec LMFAO

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

She's going to move to Miami and in 10 years, she's going to tweet: “the people of Argentina yearn to be free” about how the US should bomb her grandma's house

[Mike Alan @fweef]

@leestarr4 What do you think Pittsburgh Pete is up to these days?

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Péter Magyar:

We will renew and put on a strong foundation—and if possible, expand—the cooperation of the Visegrád Four.

In this spirit, my first trip will be to Poland, to strengthen the thousand-year-old Polish-Hungarian friendship.

My second trip will lead to Vienna, and the third to Brussels, so that we can bring home the EU funds that the Hungarian people are entitled to.

[Mike Alan @fweef]

Let’s go!!!!!

[Faytuks Network @FaytuksNetwork]

With 21.54% of votes counted in Hungary’s election, the opposition TISZA party led by Péter Magyar was projected to win 128 of 199 seats, while Prime Minister Viktor Orbán’s Fidesz stood at 62

[Joni Askola @joni_askola]

All the absolute worst people in the world support Orbán

[Lauren Windsor @lawindsor]

Can’t wait for the new Epstein story that’s about to break 🍿🍿🍿

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

he would never send zohran to voicemail @JDVance

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

At this point, USA having nukes is a lot more dangerous for the world than Iran having nukes.