Freeway Governor

Spending billions of your taxpayer dollars on all-powerful SOV lobby, whether you own a car or not.

[Freeway Governor @FwyGov]

Highly underrated tweet right here. 👇👇👇

[Freeway Governor @FwyGov]

H and I have successfully picked our first e-bike battery lock. Took us about 7 or 8 minutes, but we’re pretty sure we’ll be able to pick the lock on your e-bike battery much faster.

[Freeway Governor @FwyGov]

@velobetty But one time this Cyclist...

[Freeway Governor @FwyGov]

@forestman45 @SeattleCouncil @CMDanStrauss Whispers: Stay there.

[Freeway Governor @FwyGov]

@SeattleMayorTim Sit down Tim.

[Civic Skunk Works @civicskunkworks]

So if he’s telling the truth about Uber leaving one of the biggest markets in the US—and that’s a huge “if”—this is basically a CEO admitting that his business model doesn’t work.

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

She was right.

[Freeway Governor @FwyGov]

@SarahSmith4WA @JayInslee Woah! Woah! Woah there Sarah. Let's not let the burning of the planet get ahead of my plans for highway expansion.

We can both be #ClimateChange warriors while still building LNG facilities. Just wave your hands like this.

[Freeway Governor @FwyGov]

@ByMikeBaker @nytimes Hit me up. Well both drive somewhere far away and meet for an organic fair trade carbon neutral iced tea. We can talk about how expanding hwys will get me elected as the Climate Change @POTUS

[Freeway Governor @FwyGov]

@fattailed Because.

[Freeway Governor @FwyGov]

Don’t worry #Seattle. That won’t happen here.

[Alissa Walker @awalkerinLA]

Interventions to get people out of single-passenger cars will require help from the state, says @MayorOfLA, because the LA region is made up of so many municipalities and jurisdictions. #NACTO18

[Freeway Governor @FwyGov]

@SeattleSubway @jadimas @jontalton I'm expanding green highways! MOAR LANES mean #traffic is solved and that's green!

Puget Sound Gateway! What sounds more green than that?!

[Freeway Governor @FwyGov]

@MikeLindblom @TheStreetcar #FakeNews nobody rides streetcars

[Freeway Governor @FwyGov]

Well done #waleg! Always happy to sign into law bill that screws future generations so current generation can increase driving subsidization. It’s the Boomer way!

Course I also would’ve signed a bill to shaft the general public, including those that don’t drive. @walkerorenstein https://t.co/VfIHrFiEhZ

[The Seattle Times @seattletimes]

Legislature put lid on tolls as part of Tacoma Narrows Bridge loan: https://t.co/GfEd0ww1lu

[Freeway Governor @FwyGov]

@GovInslee As long as we can continue to widen our hwys and bribe rural #waleg reps w needless and expensive interchanges... all will be OK. Oh and stupid tunnels that don't solve a problem too. Definitely need tunnels.

[Freeway Governor @FwyGov]

@MikeLindblom @seattletimes As long as we add 2 or 3 moar lanes in each direction, then it sounds good to me.

[Freeway Governor @FwyGov]

@GlenBikes @miasmartrans @UtahDOT @KostelecPlan @ZeroFatalities @UtahGov @AAAnews @Ford @Bob_Gunderson I fully approve of this approach as long as it is accompanied by moar lanes. That tends to get rid of pedestrians either by convincing them to drive or getting them killed trying to cross the wider "streets".

[Freeway Governor @FwyGov]

@rightlegpegged @T4MASS @T4America #FakeNews! #AlternativeFacts say that moar lanes are always good. Just ask @wsdot and @bellevuewa

[Freeway Governor @FwyGov]

We win! Awesome work @kcmetrobus and @seattledot. Keep it up until we’re tired of all the winning. https://t.co/LOzvWy7FDY

[Bob Gunderson (Retired) @Bob_Gunderson]

Congratulations @wsdot for your courageous work dissuading public transit! https://t.co/voIXkVgFnx