Zach 🪐

Same shit different days

[Zach 🪐 @fwzack_]

I kept smelling weed at work and was like what the hell who got that office pack on em, turns out my pen was in my pocket and the button was pressing into my chair for like a good 3 or 4 minutes

[James_ @fwjames_]

For Stoners:
Keep your house clean as if guests could arrive at any moment. Keep your heart clean as if death could come at any moment,And keep your sessions intentional not every smoke has to be an escape.

[Clover 🦋🍀 @Clovar_69]

As a marijuana advocate and a true pothead, smoking cones is childish… roll the joint

[SON OF GRACE🕊️ @CakesMilly1]

nobody
She lost her parents and you ask her how is your family.

She…😭😭😭

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

Sis rolled 3 blunts out of a gram idk if she Broke or talented 😭

[TR3y @tr3ygoat]

Smoking outside at night will always beat smoking indoors.

[𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐚 ✨ @Dfw_patience2]

Weed makes you less mentally sharp.

[P @Pjustgotback]

you can’t fwm on yo time & expect sht to go how you want it

[gus @igus_ai]

> be Accenture
> 800,000 employees
> own enterprise back-office work for decades
> a new startup automates the whole invoice-audit function with AI
> it signs Meta, Apple and J&J while you're not looking
> your stock has already dropped 50% in a year, Bloomberg says it's AI eating your business
> realize the thing replacing your headcount has fewer people than one of your floors

[𝓜𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓵🪐 @BIG_MODEL04]

How to pack a joint....

[INOGETJOY @INOGETJOY]

THREAD: January 12, 2008. The day Cristiano Ronaldo put Newcastle in a coffin and took their soul 🧵👑

1/ Old Trafford. 12th January 2008.
Man United vs Newcastle.
Final score: 6-0.
But this wasn’t about the score.
This was about a 23-year-old announcing he was the best player on the planet.

[Big Anas @Anas_dey4u]

I feel like everyone's lying to me.

[Culture~ @backriz_dub]

I actually love smoking a blunt and watching a movie by myself

[GuStAvO 🍃 @CasZidyOutDaMud]

The squad: "We're not smoking today."

Then I pull up to the function & they know my pockets are always blessed. 🍃🍃🥴

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

8+7=15 has always felt wrong. even as a kid i was like that number does not sit right

[Odun 🎲 @Ewatomiby]

Men standards too low broo… Girl wey dey drink toilet water na your spec??😭🤦🏾‍♂️

[isaiah 👾 @whysaiah]

I thought | knew English...
Until I heard Adele.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

The hardest part of ADHD isn’t forgetting where your keys are. It’s forgetting you’re a person with needs until your bladder, blood sugar, and nervous system all unionize at once.

[BRIGHT  @NkamaBright]

Imagine tryna get over me 😂 good luck bitch

[🍂 @dfwbrian__]

He wanted the smoke until the cop brought out a taser😂😂

[Rocky @holla_rocky]

Service members throwing hands at camp🪖