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hey there demons, it’s me, ya boi

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I wish you could pin a song instead of a tweet

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@RestrictedDaily I know this from Dumb and Dumber “that’s a lovely accent. New Jersey?”

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@Marcimonster @nocontextmemes Geekbar Vape

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@HarleyMonster Nobody mentioning this article is from 2021? you guys are strange.

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what a wasteland

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Get July out of here, expeditiously!

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I loooooooove me some giraffes

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I may LOOK unbothered and sexy making breakfast with my shirt off, until that first *POP* of bacon grease jumps out and scalds my titty

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

Forever a #HEATLegend ⚓️

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@Genius Probably a lil Scottish if you ask me

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The  Weather app be laughing in my face.
“SeE? iTs NoT tRiPLe DiGiTs”

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Add “global boiling” to my long list of things I shouldn’t need to know about

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Well if this whole being a person thing doesn’t work out, you definitely have a career in being a ghost!

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Something you might not know about me: If you give me a Bop It! w/ a high score on it, I’m beating that score in 15 minutes or less.

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@JackPosobiec Of course it’s in DC, that’s where the crimes were committed.

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@AP Glitch McConnell

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The alien shit is really kinda spooky, me and my dorky Tom Delonge adjacent friends have always known this was a possibility, having people under oath confirm it is quite literally OUT OF THIS WORLD 👽 🛸

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This sticker is everything because Brendan is everything.

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March 12th, 2023 9:04pm
Los Angeles, CA Dolby Theater
Gary Oldman (presenter): “And the Oscar goes to….
BRENDAN FRASER, the Whale!

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I wasn’t tweeting when it happened, but I knew what I was talking about when I saw the movie. #brennassance

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Another day, another fly enters the arena

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@chartdata Shwayze walked so MAGIC! could run

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It’s time for #Barbie 💅🏽