John Selzer

Mila's Daddy / Pool Guy

[John Selzer @g1lbee]

No one has a better life than me.

[John Selzer @g1lbee]

@micah_erfan Actually multiple guys if you include himself!

[Ohio’s Tate Centel @ChuckTamato2]

Nadu has taken out his Nintendo switch at the cigar bar, which was “The number one item on his birthday list”.

He said he wants just 15 minutes of Minecraft time before Yorgos

[John Selzer @g1lbee]

@JeffNadu Ok, Jeff.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

America, start your engines.

📺 @FOXSports & @TelemundoSports
📍 Seattle, Washington
⏰ 8PM ET / 5PM PT

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

When Balogun gets a red card:

[John Selzer @g1lbee]

@KevinOConnor "not enough spacing or off ball movement"

But he's gonna fit so well with the heat. Lol, lmao even.

[John Selzer @g1lbee]

@PardonMyTake @PardonMyMeme @Philly_Mays @hen_ease @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter

You guys should do an animated kids movies Mt Rushmore. Lots of options, lots of ways to go, lots of nostalgia, lots of great new stuff as well.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Happy 250th birthday to the greatest country that’s ever existed 🇺🇸

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Is this real?

FIFA Rigged

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

That’s not a red!!! 🤦‍♂️

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

NO OFFENSE BUT THE RULES OF SOCCER ARE ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT

[John Selzer @g1lbee]

@Philly_Mays Need it more than I need air to breathe

[JD Vance @JDVance]

In This House We Believe
Black Lives Matter
No Human is Illegal
Prigozhin is a Liberal Reformer
Love is Love

[John Selzer @g1lbee]

Marrying the hottest girl you've ever seen. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[John Selzer @g1lbee]

@BarstoolBigCat You're my hero, Big Cat. Don't let the haters get you down.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i need all my new york homies to boo this motherfucker so thunderously when they show him on the jumbotron that my TV vibrates off the wall

[John Selzer @g1lbee]

The foot fetish episode of Adventure Time is diabolical bro

[John Selzer @g1lbee]

Best birthday ever featuring @abbystrobelt

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

I been there