Eric Sean

Certified Jelqing Instructor™

[Eric Sean @g1rthapprentice]

no babe I love your abrasive vaginal canal it's like 80 grit but sexier

[Eric Sean @g1rthapprentice]

why would I mew when years of unclogging my vapes have given me this chisled jawline

[princess @x6769420]

ppl looking into my car seeing me tweet n drive #MyBad

[Eric Sean @g1rthapprentice]

in the post credit scene for the Euphoria finale they all get carpet bombed by Israel

[Eric Sean @g1rthapprentice]

@nazzygirlxx finally some good fucking rage bait

[Eric Sean @g1rthapprentice]

@babybunnerfly sheeeeeit I dunno

[Eric Sean @g1rthapprentice]

ever since I've had sex I stopped being a virgin

[Fatmireplay2muchbruhh @Crapmire]

@Richkhid132

[Eric Sean @g1rthapprentice]

@Richkhid132 28

[Eric Sean @g1rthapprentice]

@illunies bruh moment

[chii @illunies]

@g1rthapprentice you just mad cus yours is tiny!

[Eric Sean @g1rthapprentice]

@babybunnerfly can I bookmark this

[Eric Sean @g1rthapprentice]

coworker: "yeah the principal really pissed me off so when I picked up my kid from school I was blasting death metal in the parking lot haha"

me: oh cool what band were you listening to?

coworker: "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor"

[gex @severalbird]

i just drank an emperor by accident

[Eric Sean @g1rthapprentice]

@waterbaring I was

[Eric Sean @g1rthapprentice]

chungus among us wow that is so 2020 man

[Eric Sean @g1rthapprentice]

are dude's baiting women with fake pictures of their dicks or something I'm confused

[Eric Sean @g1rthapprentice]

what in the world is "dickfishing" man you people are something

[Eric Sean @g1rthapprentice]

@mkultrawhite truly ahead of your time

[Eric Sean @g1rthapprentice]

what in the world is "dickfishing" man you people are something