Cave Johnson

[Cave Johnson @G3br0ni]

@Catholic_Priest ..and, the mother of ALL of us!

[Cave Johnson @G3br0ni]

@WhiteHouse We need to make the electronics, and every part here in USA. NOT "made in North America"... "Made in USA!"

[Cave Johnson @G3br0ni]

@CowboyFB #BringBackGundy

[Cave Johnson @G3br0ni]

@CoachGundy Miss ya coach!

[Cave Johnson @G3br0ni]

@CowboyFB Umm, looks pretty much like the last era lol

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

If you don't affirm your son's trans identity when he is 2 years old, you are an evil mother.

If you kill your three children, you deserve our empathy because hormones.

Any questions?

[Cave Johnson @G3br0ni]

@SecKennedy @HHSGov Not just kids...heck, ALL of us! 👍🏻👍🏻

[Cave Johnson @G3br0ni]

@prestonjbyrne Easy peasy...switching to a translator now. ����

[Cave Johnson @G3br0ni]

@NickJFreitas Yesss! Well said!

[Cave Johnson @G3br0ni]

@RobManess Thank you sir! All three of you! God Bless You!

[Cave Johnson @G3br0ni]

@__0HOUR1_ @EmmanuelMacron shoes are disposable...I would run up and kick him in the ballsac so hard...he wouldn't shit in public again!

[Cave Johnson @G3br0ni]

@infantrydort Bravo Zulu!

[Cave Johnson @G3br0ni]

@OCPAthink Edmond's homeless population was aided by free transportation buses already. Can't wait to see what it will look like when the rail runs right by downtown Okc.

[DataRepublican (small r) @DataRepublican]

🧵THE UNIPARTY UNMASKED – They Believe They Are “Democracy”

The seven NGOs in the chart below, in my view, represent the Uniparty. Each of these organizations receives substantial financial support from USAID or the Department of State.

Around 2019, the phrase “democracy in danger” began to dominate public discourse, amplified by the media. This was odd—after all, the U.S. is a democracy (or more precisely, a constitutional republic). But as I traced the influence of these NGOs, a pattern emerged: they are controlled by establishment politicians, they play a major role in shaping political narratives worldwide, and their core mission is always framed as “protecting democracy.”

Originally, these NGOs were created to support U.S. democratic efforts abroad—many of them emerging during the Cold War to combat the spread of communism. But with the fall of the Soviet Union, their original purpose faded. Instead of dissolving, they redefined their mission. Now, they have positioned themselves as the guardians of democracy itself.

This shift explains why Trump’s re-election was framed as a "threat to democracy." To these NGOs, “democracy” means themselves. Their survival depends on maintaining that role, and any challenge to their authority is perceived as a direct attack on democracy itself.

[Cave Johnson @G3br0ni]

@USTradeRep Welp sh t! Maple syrpl gonna skyrocket!

[Cave Johnson @G3br0ni]

@elonmusk Great now, get to work lowering cost on our NVIDIA gaming cards. 🎮

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

@UnderSecPD @DataRepublican This makes no logical sense.

Why would you ask @DataRepublican to “leak” documents that you could just release yourself?

This isn’t adding up.

What aren’t you telling us?

[Cave Johnson @G3br0ni]

@MeNMyRC1 Lumber pain is no joke...it's hard to do planks with lumber pain.

[Cave Johnson @G3br0ni]

@shoe0nhead @mtracey

[Cave Johnson @G3br0ni]

@EvaVlaar They are attention wh_res...no other way to describe it.