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Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy. —Kurt (S01E05)

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Who's Josh Groban?! Kill yourself! —Sandy (S01E03)

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If I was out to get you, I'd have you pickling in a mason jar on my shelf by now. —Sue (S01E04)

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FINN: I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people! RACHEL: That was you? (S01E01)

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"I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office." —Sue (S01E03)

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You may think that every guy in school would want to tap this, but my MySpace schedule keeps me way too busy to date. —Rachel (S01E01)

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Chicks don't have prostates. I looked it up. —Puck (S01E01)

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Do I have to put my fingers in the holes? There could be diseases in there or something. —Rachel (S01E05) #glee #gleeks

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Nah, ball-sharing's all part of the fun! —Finn (S01E05) #glee #gleeks

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WILL: I want to take over Glee Club. FIGGINS: You want to captain the Titanic, too? (S01E01) #glee #gleeks

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That's sloppy! You're sloppy babies! It's just disgraceful. And I want the agony out of your eyes! —Sue (S01E01) #glee #gleeks

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This banister was made by Ecuadorian children.. —Realtor (S01E02) #glee

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I'm living in a cocoon of horror! Yesterday I ate 9 cans of aerosol whipped cream. —Sandy (S01E04) #glee

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Dude, my bowels have better moves than you. —Puck (S01E03)

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SUE: Iron tablet? Keeps your strength up while you're menstruating. WILL: I don't menstruate. SUE: Yeah? Neither do I. (S01E02) #glee

[Gleek @gLee_Source]

But Will, I'm on my feet four hours a day, three times a week here. Now I have to go home & I have to cook dinner for myself? —Terri #glee

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You're actually a good singer, Quinn. Occasionally sharp, but that's because you lack my years of training. —Rachel (S01E06) #glee

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Last month, they held down one of their teammates and shaved off his eyebrows just because he watches Grey's Anatomy. —Ken (S01E01)

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Though I’ve been grouped with the boys, my allegiance still remains with you ladies. They declined my offer to do their hair in cornrows..

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and all my artistic decisions have been derided as too costly because they involve several varieties of exotic bird feathers. —Kurt (S01E06)