Giovanni Bernardi

Staff eng on Banking as a Service at Stripe; ex-Amazon

[Giovanni Bernardi @g__bernardi]

@FeifanZ UNSUBSCRIBE!

DO NOT REPLY ALL!

HEY MY BAND IS PLAYING THIS WEEKEND!

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@Rainmaker1973 @GrayStillPlays - looks familiar 😄

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@houlihan_rick I refer to this as “if I’m given responsibility, then I’m taking authority”

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@eorden Exactly like My Cousin Vinny

https://t.co/gGj3mjWLU1

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@clhubes Not a pothole, but the sheer number of adults that failed that poor kid. 😡
- parents left them
- cop gave up
- Santa ignored a kid with no family
- dad stopped calling the house at some point, even after the phones were working again!

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@zachtratar See ya on the information superhighway!

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@KarmSumal When @GrayStillPlays has to test all the meme cars first

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@WellBuiltStyle a “Black Friday Deals” email from you would be the only one I’d actually want.

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@MarcJBrooker I’m trying to figure out just how much I’d pay to have a sliver of this.

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@PsychMovieFans

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@WellBuiltStyle You used the same link twice. ☝️

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@houlihan_rick The fact that you can talk about tomorrow shows that the strength is there. One second at a time, dear friend.

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@houlihan_rick Oh my goodness Rick I am so sorry. Lots of love to you and your family. ❤️

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@GrayStillPlays Oh man swing and a miss - “This is how we booted our computers” was right there.

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@FeifanZ @jmduke Lol those are supposed to be rounded corners 😄

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@FeifanZ @jmduke OMG TIGER BOXES! I don’t have any stories that can be published here, but this 90’s throwback can still be found in a few places in order care. Happy hunting!

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@altonbrown Post-it notes 🙂

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@futurama_hulu

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@Tesla More squared-off rear end for the y. I need more height back there for cargo…and (separately) the doggo 🙂

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@crashtesterX Hmmmm… cast off negative attributes, eh?