FinGirl

Parrothead. Fangirl. Fur mama. Happy camper.

[Kevan Hess @KevanHess]

Nobody:

Jake Bates on the sideline:

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

My favorite part of Star Wars was the scene where the Resistance leaders decide against trying to destroy the Death Star and instead kick in $1 million each for Palpatine's inauguration.

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

IT'S GREAT TO BE A MICHIGAN WOLVERINE! 〽️

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

DO YOU WANT TO BE SECRETARY OF STATE?

[Carl Franzen @carlfranzen]

"Leftist channels do not receive widespread financial backing from billionaires or large institutional donors, primarily because leftist content creators support policies that are completely at odds with what billionaires want." — @TaylorLorenz https://t.co/O8Y6EjbAMS

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

Right place, right time @MikeSainristil 🥶

📺 #WASvsBAL CBS

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

FIRST PICK GOES TO MIKEY!

@HerculesFencing | #RaiseHail

[Mark Ellis @markellislive]

When the relationship is going well but not ready to say the L word

[Jimmy Buffett @jimmybuffett]

Jimmy's music remains an invitation to escape, to embrace the carefree spirit of life, and to find joy in the simple pleasures. We want to take a moment to thank all of you for the outpouring of love and the heartfelt stories shared over the past year. The recognition & celebration of the qualities that made Jimmy special showed how deeply he touches our lives. Here’s to the music that keeps us smiling, the stories that inspire us, and the positive vibes that Jimmy left in his wake. #keepthepartygoing

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[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

This is genius 🤣🤣🤣 and also why again do some people want this guy to be president???

[Edward Luce @EdwardGLuce]

Musk repeats his cartoon monetarist view of inflation, Trump's back onto an iron dome over the US and 'access of evil' and hyperinflation in bacon...these are two of the most powerful people in the world. Unbelievably awful.

[Leaundra Ross 🪷💙💚🏈⚾️ @LeaundraRoss]

"I heard you bitches were looking for me"

[Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets]

My brother was also forced to have tampons in his bathroom at home because he and I shared a bathroom and you'll never believe this but he is alive and well today.

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

This is what millions of American families look like. Just nice people who don't obsess over trans bathroom panic, sunning their nuts, snorting ivermectin, their gas stoves being taken away, or BLM false flags.

These are the families Trump and Vance are losing.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Put Tim Walz on Hot Ones and the election is over

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

All ten Jewish Senators are Democrats and 24 of the 27 Jewish members of the House are Democrats. Here is why Kamala Harris's decision to choose Tim Walz shows that the Democratic party is hostile to Jews.

[Eduardo García-Molina @eduardo_garcmol]

Roman soldier trying to describe elephants to fellow citizens after encountering them for the first time, 280 BC (colorized):

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

I'm just sayin', T — we set up an Italians for Harris call and we skim 10% off the top, it's an easy hundred grand.