G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC

Father, husband, USMC vet., Not all of my jokes land.

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

And now for the ultimate cool-guy move called “as I get out of the car, honking with my bag” 😎 #fail

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

@DocHPJones Not a hill I want to die on. Just curious - could you explain what “power dynamics” there are between a professor and a student not in their department?

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

@BurgerKing your location at Royal Palm Beach and Okeechobee is an absolute disaster. Is the ice cream machine really broken or do they just not want to make shakes?

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

You ever rearrange your phone’s home screen and fuck up your whole life?

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

Does anyone else put chocolate powder in their cereal milk?

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

@An0n_0x1 @elonmusk Cute

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

Don’t take your proposal or final defense questions personally. In order for there to be a “defense” the theory and logic of your project must be attacked.

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

Sometimes I think about chiming in on issues… but then I think

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

Well, my best friend just complained that her cleaning lady put some shoes on top of her white Gucci shoes and now I have to find a tall building to jump off of 😒

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

It’s Fourth of July 🇺🇸 so I’m gonna drive my wife’s Japanese car to a Puerto Rican restaurant. ‘Merica baby!

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

Elon Musk should buy La Carreta and open one up in Palm Beach County. #justsaying

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

@AcademicChatter Computer science, software engineering, cyber security, etc. because those are the highest paid undergrads doing some of the most interesting work

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

@VRKyle @panickedpostdoc @AcademicChatter @PostdocVoice 🤨

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@NnMeriem @PhD_Genie @PhDVoice Patience

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

Maybe the reaction to being burned too many times shouldn’t be buying hot plates to use as shoes.

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

@Sara_Elgamal_ Zero. Applied to 1. Got into that one. 😮‍💨

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

@_aylinfernandez Now you gotta do it 😬

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

Stages of water according to Jax (9 yo): 1. Evaporation… 2. Consideration… 🤔

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

Jeez. These Yellowstone peeps can’t stay out of trouble for two freaking minutes

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

In movie theaters they should have a specific line for everyone getting popcorn, soda, or candy. Then all the other lines for getting all the other weird shit.

[G. A. Casteleiro, PhD, LMHC @g_casteleiro]

My fav thing about my almost-2-yr-old is that he hates falling asleep so sometimes he’ll pass out - randomly wake up and whine as if to say “😩 whyyy am I sleeping?! Who did this to me?!?”