Gmm

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Letting the Nationals take back the lead in the bottom of the 8th just to bat around and drop 5 runs on them in the 9th is the kind of hating I didn't think the Phillies still had in them anymore.

[#1 1959 les paul fan @philatticus]

eagles: perpetual championship contenders with constant internal discord

flyers: young team on the upswing, vaguely evil coach

sixers: crypto ponzi scheme funding the owner's football team

phillies: a red 1993 Plymouth Voyager with peeling paint and 2 missing hubcaps

[Congressman Brendan Boyle @RepBrendanBoyle]

This monologue from Homer Simpson about Philadelphia is one of the greatest moments in television.

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

6 Tush Pushes today and counting from the team whose head coach that had this to say:

[Amie with an ie @HeyAmie]

Just took off my daytime sweatpants and put on my nighttime sweatpants.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Things I'm no longer interested in:

1. Driving at night
2. Leaving my house at night
3. Driving in the winter
4. Leaving my house in the winter
5. Driving
6. Leaving the house

[✨fєαяℓєѕѕℓσяι✨ @Fearlesslori___]

You’d be surprised how many times a woman thinks, “I can’t do this anymore,” then wipes her eyes and carries on like she’s completely fine.

[Cons @CaptainCons]

Do dry January. Don’t do dry January. Whatever you do, please do it quietly

[Rohan Singh @haan_singh91]

Eagles win (derogatory)

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Bryce Harper looks like he works at an ACME deli counter and sells dime bags of weed to teenagers in an alley behind the store.

[Guido @heyyguido]

A debate on which children are too young to f**k is really what’s happening. I think we all died in 2020 and this is actually just Hell

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

The people on the Epstein list did not "have sex" with minors; they RAPED THEM.

More specifically: they raped CHILDREN.

Wording MATTERS.

[Bears Nation @BearsNationCHI]

Did we just become best friends? @PHLEaglesNation

🐻🦅

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

That game was awful but at least we got whatever this was

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Josh Allen having more Tush Push TDs than Jalen Hurts, while being QB for a team that voted to ban the play this offseason really isn’t sitting well with me…

I haven’t seen a single GD tweet about them running it, it being a “dangerous play” or it being hard to officiate. FOH.

[John Barchard | Watching the Birds 🦅 @JohnBarchard]

Where is Jim Nantz and Tony Romo yelling about how hard the Bills tush push is to officiate?

[Philadelphia Eagles Central @pheaglescentral]

Bills sure run the tush push a lot for a team that thinks the play is unsafe and shouldn’t be legal

[Patrick @PhillyPMC]

I’ve seen like 15 tush pushes today and haven’t heard a SINGLE complaint from anyone. Commentators. Fans. Anonymous execs.

It’s almost like you just hate it because the Eagles perfected it.

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

Moral of the story: Never trust a former Phillies reliever to close out the World Series.