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[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Wife: Why did you stop taking me out for dinner since we got married

Husband: I don't go out with married women

Wife:

[gara @anggarasamvdr]

baca ini sedih banget🥹

[gara @anggarasamvdr]

pernah denger tentang ini ngga?

[GSchG @g_schg]

@EYakoby @pontifex

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

BREAKING: Islamists in Nigeria who kidnapped 416 women and children three days ago, say that ultimatum has expedited and they will begin executing the hostages.

There has not been a word about this in the media for the last three days.

Now they’re starting executions.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

“It’s called the Rasengan. They say my Rasengan is the best one they’ve ever seen. I concentrate my chakra perfectly. Nobody concentrates chakra like me. Look at this perfect spiral. You know most Presidents only have one chakra nature, I have all five.”

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

No one tells you that even your dream job can lose its sparkle the second you end up with bad leadership or chaotic coworkers.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Sorry Jitu Munda, The system failed you. 💔

[Dr. Kenon @drkenon2]

Terr0rists seen flogging the victims they k!dnapped in Kabba-Bunu Local Government Area of Kogi State.

[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

Mother Miriam CALLS OUT the Pope! Do you agree with her?

[🇲🇾 @localrkyt]

Tanda tanda korang dh kena pergi travel

1. Bangun tidur lemau
2. Rasa nak tampar bos
3. Rasa tepu
4. Rasa nak resign

[📟 @sourskittlesz]

berapa ramai penerima zakat masuk penjara sebab terpaksa curi makanan untuk hidup and kau sedap bermewah bagi anak bini makan hak orang miskin

[I'm from kodiang you know @belialrising]

Masih tak nampak JAKIM keluarkan poster tentang dosa mencuri duit zakat.

TAPI

Kalau melibatkan dosa peribadi anak orang, JAKIM paling laju keluarkan poster tentang dosa bertatoo, dosa lgbt, JAKIM paling risau dengan dosa anak muda.

Curi duit zakat tak dosa ke, JAKIM?