Greg

Coparent of a Malinois-Mix. Volvos and Volkswagens and Planes. Interests are many, opinions most definitely my own.

[Greg @g_schonde]

@VerizonSupport 90 minutes later and I’m told I registered a different device than the one I purchased? But in the VZW App I see the exact phone I own. And I have to go to a store to get this corrected. And now I don’t have cell service on my old phone, either phone.

[Greg @g_schonde]

@Verizon I’m trying to activate a new phone and you’re making it impossible. The App won’t finish the process and told me to call, but your call center is closed. I need cell service TONIGHT. Anyone out there??

[Greg @g_schonde]

@juanbuis Tbh that looks like the exact spot that a guy held up me and some friends with a knife in July 2005. Fortunately he only got a few euros in change!

[Greg @g_schonde]

@sand_tea @lib_crusher And all have the “Live, Laugh, Love” sign hanging somewhere in their house

[Greg @g_schonde]

@notcapnamerica More of this plz

[Joseph Sakran @JosephSakran]

“How long will you watch people being gunned down in:

First grade

Fourth grade

High school

College

Church

Synagogue

A grocery store

A movie theater

A mall

And a Night Club

And do Nothing.” @valdemings

[Greg @g_schonde]

We do. It’s… fun!!!

[shop: the s.r.c @SunshineScottee]

I just witnessed a child have a meltdown in the pumpkin patch because he wanted to go to the pumpkin patch. That he was standing in. LMAO

Y’all parent every day? Oh my God. 😂

[Greg @g_schonde]

@Danbury_WX What is “The Wall”?

[Greg @g_schonde]

@sordellini_ed @Danbury_WX Gotta be similar.. I hope. Over in Peekskill here.

[Greg @g_schonde]

@BorowskiCyndi @atrupar @janetw58 The lighting of the gas..

[Greg @g_schonde]

@EthanRDoesMC_ @ChristianSelig Don’t do the G5 like that bro

[Greg @g_schonde]

@UnwinnableDavid @jeffgilchrist @Ester__Island @Darlene66555533 Give them a follow. It’s one of my favorite IG accounts!

[Alvaro Bedoya @BedoyaUSA]

35 years ago last night, my mother, brother and I landed at JFK on a long Lufthansa flight. My father had gone ahead of us; our mom didn't know if we had utensils at our new home, so she asked our flight attendant if we could keep the cutlery. She quietly said yes.

[Stefan Friedli @stfn42]

Well, it took 29 years, but I finally watched the original Jurassic Park, a cautionary tale about understaffing your engineering department and letting people push code directly to prod.

[Greg @g_schonde]

@BBolander The Bam Margera reference is *chef’s kiss*

[Greg @g_schonde]

@willigula @ClimateHuman @MesoMax919 Ding ding ding

[Tropical Nick Underwood @TheTropicNick]

When I say this was the roughest flight of my career so far, I mean it. I have never seen the bunks come out like that. There was coffee everywhere. I have never felt such lateral motion.

Aboard Kermit (#NOAA42) this morning into Hurricane #Ian. Please stay safe out there.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Hocus Pocus kinda slayed it with Thackery Binx. Like what a chic name