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pemdas | she/hers

[KOKO @uzurpatori_]

Maybe the reason they won’t let Mitch McConnell die yet is because he’s pregnant

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

I just dawned on me that Nikki in Obsession was an actor and the whole film is just one big movie

[mellie @uhbucky]

if the club scene had period accurate music

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

should i turn 28 be honest

[Kathleen @tmszhjh88]

This perspective is just too powerful

[Jes @bloodstarvedjax]

I'm so fr you should be burned at the stake for saying this

[Dud in the bubble @Nayainshambles]

The way I started my period last night. Kc and Corbin will pay.

[g @34rths]

I just decided I will no longer be wasting money this summer unless you want to hangout with me this weekend

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[For the love of Missy. @MissyBBBobtail]

A lot of people are confused by the concept of “cat years" so here's a little guide:

0-1 years - just a little baby

1-3 years - just a little baby

4-9 years - just a little baby

10+ years - just a little baby

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Accidentally just opened my front camera. We remain grateful for personality

[miia @miiagarro]

good morning ladies and disappointments

[hunter @3gpmh]

idgaf if we met an hour ago put me first

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

The + in LGBTQ+ represents mathematicians

[27. @dimvji]

idk how to explain it but i have just two years to figure it out

[cee @1ovesickkk]

threesome except its me you and the reassurance i wanted

[Trevor Fraley @illustrevor]

"I frew up"

[Kev ㋡ @_kevonic_]

#Backrooms

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

People my age are on baby #2 and I'm on drink #5