gab

[Mary @mxryboo]

the worst person you know is performatively religious

[dev lemons @dev_lemons]

guys stop showering I need the water for chatgpt

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

everything is more expensive & the president is a pedophile

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

Currently libbing the fuck out

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Who gets custody of Joe Rogan?

[Jeanie @buttforager]

Every airport should have a terminal for people who have apparently never flown before and don’t know what’s happening and then another terminal for normal well prepared people

[Danielle @DLVermeer]

2023: Barbie summer 💗
2024: Brat summer 💚
2025: Kit summer 💔

[loren @k8mckinnonstan]

Get me to God's country

[Lu⭐️ @nycbxtch]

wore a good outfit… had 2 drinks on a weeknight… a friend laughed at my joke… followed a cool girl on insta… blew myself a kiss in the mirror… life is worth living

[p @pehyt0n]

networking (trying to find friends with a boat)

[mia @httpsosweet]

i should be eating tiramisu right now

[𐙚 @lilmissdopey]

i like talking to myself she gets me

[Zeeti @DJZeeti]

MAGA Mahomes worst game of his career with Trump in attendance.. I used to pray for days like this

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I don’t play about my nonverbal time

[𐙚 @lilmissdopey]

i’ll be sexy again soon i’m just losing my mind right now 😂😂😩