Gabby Maass

[teddy bongwater (JJ McCarthy Believer) @bigxthabuttplug]

In 100 days, you’ll catch me stiff-arming 8 year olds in the theater for a good seat

[UGC.CAT.CHANNING @CatDirr]

I don’t have a baby so I just

[alana🌙 @lanaaSlick]

me when i cancel class on my own

[Coach Jeremy - How To Hockey @howtohockey]

I mic'd up my 4 year old at Timbits Hockey so I could finally understand what the heck he was doing out there. It was.... Interesting
@TimHortons @NHL

[Lewis @LHA2O]

The British version of ‘I could’ve dropped my croissant’

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

I stand before you as the granddaughter of an iron ore miner, the daughter of a teacher and a newspaperman, the first woman elected to the United States Senate from the State of Minnesota, to announce my candidacy for President of the United States.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. be sure to start your day with a stretchum. maybe even a wiggle. now you’re ready for anything. the haters won’t know what hit them

[G-Eazy @G_Eazy]

Self care >

[Lauren Wormell @alley_lauren]

found this on my parents phone... someone please tell me what they were on

[Jack @jacktattywills]

“Don’t wind the dog up”

Me:

[Matt aye yo @mateodavis]

The president of the United States said today that we should’ve raked the forest and the fires could’ve been prevented.

RAKED THE FOREST.

He said the forest should’ve been raked out.

THE FOREST. RAKED.

He wants us to rake the forest.

Please, Jesus.

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

friend: let’s go eat

me: i’m supposed to be saving money

friend: i’ll pay

me:

[ali ♕ @djoxbieber]

migos and james corden bopping to i wanna dance with somebody is exactly what you needed to see today

[pamela 🦋 @idk_pam]

Movies coming out 2019:

Shrek 5
Toy Story 4
Frozen 2
The Secret Life of Pets 2
Aladdin
Dumbo
The Lion King
Spider-Man
La Llorona
The Conjuring 3

maybe 2019 can be the year..

[Elite Sports Advising @EliteSportsAdv]

Congrats to @evan_maass on his commitment to @SFDonsBaseball. @CoachG32 @mjhise14 and the staff are getting a great kid and a legit arm. Another fast riser in the 2019 class. Congrats Moose!