I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love
I’ve never been welcomed by any “community” on YouTube and that’s okay cause I’m making my own community of bad bitches, and you’re all invited. You in?
I'm OFFENDED that I was not invited to a cottage this summer. like damn I could not even smuggle my way into the back seat of someone's mini van and pull up. just remember that on judgement day, it will be me who has the cottage. and those who did not invite me? will be judged
the world is legit ending lol every news headline from america literally reads as a variation of "OH NO MAN FUCKED UP, PLASTIC STRAWS BAD, STARBUCKS RACIST, GAS $9876 LITRE, KYLIE SNEEZE"
Signs you’re washed
1. you rarely go out
2. Stomach don’t tolerate certain food the same
3. Your back hurts
4. A new show is the highlight of your weekend
5. Hangover lasts 2 days
6. You get excited to go grocery shopping
7. In bed by 10 latest
yeah sure, having a thigh gap would be great, but imagine not being able to catch french fries between your knees while you’re driving. it’s all about perspective, folks.
Spent half of my life being sad about shit I had no control over, and going throughout the day was exhausting. One day, I woke up and decided I deserved the best in life and no one was going to get in my way.